dumb dumb retards on tardme

**XTC** · 29th December 2005, 15:58

Sooo I still don't get it!! Do they have lights and horns or what???? Can they be registered and can they take two people or NOT???!!!

**crashe** · 29th December 2005, 16:00

What is the link to the mini-moto....?

I have tried to find it....under "mini-motos" and all I get is a book titled "Need for speed"

**BLACKYOSHI1000** · 29th December 2005, 16:28

Originally Posted by sixpackback

Mr Postie please answer my question regarding purchase of the mini-moto.....does it come with a double ended dildo? and if so can I have mine in pink without the barbs and petrol powered........thank you Mr Postie

**BLACKYOSHI1000** · 29th December 2005, 16:31

PUT A ADD IN THE BAY TRADER ONCE (ONLY)
HQ HOLDEN PARTS ONLY WITH MOB PH THOUGHT THAT MIGHT SLOW THEM DOWN

BUT WTF HAD TO TURN MY PH OFF

**kro** · 29th December 2005, 16:43

It always amuses me watching the new members bidding on an auction. The buy now is $1200.00, and the starting price is like 500 or something, so the newb jumps in at 1100, and instantly meets reserve, and will never know how low the reserve may have been, and loses out on a bargain.

Happens every single time, surely common sense would stipulate to a persons brain that they start at the start... i.e 500 sheets, and work up slowly, not just munter in there at 100 less than buy now, thats just stoooooopid !!!.

Still, a laugh is a laugh.

By the way, for any of you who aren't computer minded.... for God's sake do not buy computer gear off trademe if you are planning to update your PC, the gougers on there typically charge about 15% more than retail.
www.pricespy.co.nz will see you right.

**Biff** · 29th December 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by Postie

I am selling some mini motos on reTardme, they are 49cc and do about 40-50kph, they have slicks and clearly no lights, no indicators and no fucking horns....... i didn't feel the need to point this out since the pictures are fairly clear. I have had about.......7 different people ask if they can be made road legal, do they have lights, do they have indicators, do they have horns.. do they....... "no they fucking don't you thick fuck"......

Why are people so stupid, why do they waste not only my time, but potentially the air i may one day want to inhale, they consume the food that may well have been ment for me, or anybody with 2 lobes in there skull rather then just an empty mass, much like JSG.

I went back to retardville.co.nz and edited my auction in CAPS to save me having to read and decide to simply ignor the ridiculous email i just read asking if the bike can take 2 people or will i take $5 for one or $7 for 3 bikes.

I asked Santa for a big fuck of gun or at least some big shiny knifes for Christmas, instead i got a double ended dildo with barbs......

ah, i feel better now....

Deep breath. Count to 10.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So.........

...do they have indicators?

**Biff** · 29th December 2005, 16:54

Originally Posted by BLACKYOSHI1000

BUT WTF HAD TO TURN MY PH OFF

What's a PH?

**WINJA** · 29th December 2005, 17:28

i saw in a brit magazine some were made road legal

**scumdog** · 29th December 2005, 17:30

Originally Posted by WINJA

i saw in a brit magazine some were made road legal

So was WINJA rogering made legal for the rest of us to do?

**Sniper** · 29th December 2005, 18:11

What would it take to make them road legal?

**bugjuice** · 29th December 2005, 18:13

some lights and a horn

**WINJA** · 29th December 2005, 18:13

Originally Posted by sniper

what would it take to make them road legal?

fucken moron what do you think

**Waylander** · 29th December 2005, 18:23

Not so sure about the horn or the lights being needed to make them road legal. Look at all the mini-choppers being riden around without either.

**Cibby** · 29th December 2005, 18:32

Originally Posted by Waylander

Not so sure about the horn or the lights being needed to make them road legal. Look at all the mini-choppers being riden around without either.

thinking of getting one gay... i mean waylander..

might be a nice step up from your bike.. p.s i know the guy selling them, i can get ya a discount

**mv.senna** · 29th December 2005, 19:20

Originally Posted by k14

Its about the same as the guy that persistently asked a guy how much it would cost to get a TZ250 GP bike road legal. First the guy just said it can't be done, and then the guy kept pestering him to say how much. In the end he just said $500000, lol, don't think the guy asked any more questions.

I think that was the same guy that kept asking my mate if his VFR400 was a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke......