Spankin' my arse!

**DMNTD:Me** · 30th December 2005, 18:10

Ok so I'm pulling out of the local supermarket and thought Duc-Gurl was right behind me. Off down and onto my private racetrack,around the sweeper and onto the straights for a wind up session on my beast Blast off!
Much to my surprise I saw a set of bike headlights not too far behind me,maybe 200m and thought Duc-Gurl had the TL pumping well! So onwards until we hit the 70km zone so a mandatory slow down for the kiddies sake
Look behind again and can still see those headlights,suitabley impressed I obviously half stand up and slap my leather clad arse cheeks several times....I mean this is normal right?
Problem is is that I now noticed the the headlights looked a little different.Infact it's a big burly bloke on a RF900 Worse still he didn't slow his ummmmmmm.......pace
Feeling utterly,well...bent, I meandered through the 70km and buggered off at some 100+km speed so he wouldn't see my turn off!
Geeeeeez....and I could've made gas money too

PS: It better not of been one of you guys too!

**kro** · 30th December 2005, 18:12

bahahahahahahaaaaa, classic.

**froggyfrenchman** · 30th December 2005, 18:13

what a hard case, just amagine what was goin through his mind!

**DMNTD:Me** · 30th December 2005, 19:48

Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman

what a hard case, just amagine what was goin through his mind!

It wasn't what was going through his MIND that concerned me. Poor bugger

**In The Breeze** · 30th December 2005, 21:16

Originally Posted by TL Rider

Infact it's a big burly bloke on a RF900

**boomer** · 30th December 2005, 21:19

hahahhaa.. who's ya daddy!!!!

Good story

**Sniper** · 30th December 2005, 21:33

Shit, no wonder Mandownunder was excited tonight.

**DMNTD:Me** · 31st December 2005, 08:31

Originally Posted by Sniper

Shit, no wonder Mandownunder was excited tonight.

Another chance missed to make gas money! :slap:

**John** · 31st December 2005, 09:53

I missed out

**Bren_chch** · 31st December 2005, 10:22

hahaha... made me laugh, cheers!

**DMNTD:Me** · 31st December 2005, 19:56

Originally Posted by John

I missed out

...that has got to be a first!

**Unit:Me** · 1st January 2006, 09:21

Laughed me freaking tits off when I got home, cause I know what the view is like from behind when TL Rider does this, poor bloke on the other bike, bet he hasnt had an offer like that for a while

**Colapop** · 1st January 2006, 09:29

TL ya slut!! I laffed an' laffed an' .....
[smilie=9,39,39]

**SixPackBack** · 1st January 2006, 10:09

I hope your aware of the psychological damage you have caused to fellow 'custard' riders, who are likely to now skulk through the outskirts of Whangerei in shame, needing to avoid both RF900 riders and anyone on a Harley or wearing tassles 'just in case'

**DMNTD:Me** · 1st January 2006, 13:17

Originally Posted by sixpackback

I hope your aware of the psychological damage you have caused to fellow 'custard' riders, who are likely to now skulk through the outskirts of Whangerei in shame, needing to avoid both RF900 riders and anyone on a Harley or wearing tassles 'just in case'

Yep well aware Sir...but never fear your number was gladly recieved by said Hon-duh riding burly bloke
Now pucker up big boy