Jesus, Moses and an Old man are playing golf at Universe Golf Course. Moses is chosen to tee off first. Taking his first swing of the afternoon, he slices a shot, which veers right toward the lake. No problem. He raises his club, and the waters part, allowing the ball to bound through on dry ground and back onto the fairway. Jesus tees off next. Being perfect, but unwilling to show up his golfing partner, He purposely hits the same shot. He too raises His club, and the ball "walks" across the surface of the lake, and bounds onto the fairway. Finally, the old man takes His turn. He too shoots the same shot, which lands in the water, but "miraculously" pops back out of the lake, heads straight up into the air, clips an aircraft, slices through the air, into the club house, through the doors, out the front door, winds its way down the path, over the fence, across the highway, off of an 18 wheeler, back onto the course, onto the fairway, up onto the green, circles the cup, and in for a hole in one. At which point, Moses whispers to Jesus, "I hate it when we play with Your Dad."
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Originally Posted by Zed
Heh heh heh.
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