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    Yamaha BHP Figures Are Bull$hit

    I mean, for fks sake. How can you measure Brake Horse Power accurately with half a horse?
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    And with dry weight. I mean, what's that all about?
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    Now that is a very cool looking animal.

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    Interesting...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I mean, for fks sake. How can you measure Brake Horse Power accurately with half a horse?
    easy you tie a honda to it and tow it down the road....the hondas 1/4 of a horse power will be the resistance....so if your moving forward...you'll know you have atleast a half horse....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    easy you tie a honda to it and tow it down the road....the hondas 1/4 of a horse power will be the resistance....so if your moving forward...you'll know you have atleast a half horse....
    grrrrr i'll kill you and make it look like an accident

    cool pic though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    I mean, for fks sake. How can you measure Brake Horse Power accurately with half a horse?
    If yamaha have the back half of the horse, suzuki must be using the front
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSeven
    If yamaha have the back half of the horse, suzuki must be using the front
    Or an ass*

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    how do you brake a horse and measure the power you used?
    that's just messy

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    you like talking about horses dont ya?

    and i found one of honda's
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Now that is a very cool looking animal.
    I agree..... had one of those when i was 5 yrs old.......... but it was made of wood........

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    Quote Originally Posted by **R1**
    you like talking about horses dont ya?
    Better talking them than stalking them dude.
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