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    Talking All those wasted years!

    A new young monk arrives at the monastery and, as with all new monks, he is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
    He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.
    So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
    The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
    So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
    Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. The young monk becomes concerned and goes to the dark cave to check.
    He sees him banging his head against the wall, and wailing, "We forgot the "R", we forgot the "R" His forehead is all
    bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
    The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
    With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is
    celebrate! The word is celebrate!"

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    Haha! Nice one dude!

    Been a couple of years since I heard a decent joke!

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    haha, love it

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    I don't get it.
    Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)

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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    I don't get it.
    ....LOL neither did they!

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    lol.... thats funny...
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    Wasted for how many years??

    Very Northland....
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Wasted for how many years??
    Very Northland....
    Hey man,just keeping NZ green dude

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    Yeah I'll just look for you and your arrow!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Yeah I'll just look for you and your arrow!
    Are ya flirting again mate?

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    It's that sexy arse of your's Chris!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Question

    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    It's that sexy arse of your's Chris!
    Right,what time did ya want to book in?

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    You know the price - and you've already traded the TL....
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    You know the price - and you've already traded the TL....
    ...got another in the shed but just don't tell m'missus!

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    Brilliant. Marvellouse
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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