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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooch
    Tui and draught are the same brew aren't they ?
    No, I think you'll find that's Tui and weasel's urine........

    Try Mac's Reserve for another flavoursome tipple on a hot day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    No, I think you'll find that's Tui and weasel's urine........

    Try Mac's Reserve for another flavoursome tipple on a hot day.
    Did you say Mac's Reserve .Still brewed in Nelson (unlike Gold)..... That's my favourite beer ! I miss New Zealand .
    It's not a beer pot .... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer



    Hoegaarden White beer
    damn straight boomer..

    it is the only beer that i could almost drink if the world had run out of Malibu rum and vodka ofcourse..

    p.s i still love your bike. when you gonna let me take it for a ride?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE
    your coffee sucks ( poofta Latte double frappe with hazelnut fag juice) .......

    cant stand a spoon up in it i dont want it.. gimme COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE!!!


    Kiwi beer is weak as shit.. 4.5 % horse piss.. hell man... we used to get stronger in our C-Ration packs... at least the Yank beer is 6%..but $20 a frikkin 6 pack.. ( know how fucked up i could get on $20 worth of Budweiser back home???)


    only saving grace is that you can get a real Cuban Cigar here without ending up in Abu Garib Prison with the rest of the homo raghead dog-fuckers
    Budweiser isn't beer, its newt piss in a beer bottle, it taste's like drain water and has the viscosity of purified silk worm spit and comming from America, i'm surprised the whole nation hasn't sued them for false advertising, it just ain;t beer and nor is Tui Cowpoos, Tui is only your brand because its 6 year old cow piss filtered through sheep dags then somehow they manage to remove any essense of flavour what so ever and put it in a bottle, call it Idian pale ale and sell it for 20 cents in the spares trolly at Foodtown.

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    Monteiths (any type)
    and if you wanna get smased get some wife beater, otherwise branded as Stella Artois
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    Budweiser isn't beer, its newt piss in a beer bottle, it taste's like drain water and has the viscosity of purified silk worm spit and comming from America, i'm surprised the whole nation hasn't sued them for false advertising, it just ain;t beer and nor is Tui Cowpoos, Tui is only your brand because its 6 year old cow piss filtered through sheep dags then somehow they manage to remove any essense of flavour what so ever and put it in a bottle, call it Idian pale ale and sell it for 20 cents in the spares trolly at Foodtown.

    Carlsburg
    Hoegaarden
    Monteiths (any type)
    and if you wanna get smased get some wife beater, otherwise branded as Stella Artois
    Tusker (25%) makes your balls fall off but fortunately for you (and Cibby) Postie the nearest Dairy is in Kenya......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Postie
    Budweiser isn't beer, its newt piss in a beer bottle, it taste's like drain water and has the viscosity of purified silk worm spit and comming from America, i'm surprised the whole nation hasn't sued them for false advertising, it just ain;t beer and nor is Tui Cowpoos, Tui is only your brand because its 6 year old cow piss filtered through sheep dags then somehow they manage to remove any essense of flavour what so ever and put it in a bottle, call it Idian pale ale and sell it for 20 cents in the spares trolly at Foodtown.

    Carlsburg
    Hoegaarden
    Monteiths (any type)
    and if you wanna get smased get some wife beater, otherwise branded as Stella Artois
    your ghey too......and since some twat deleted all my other posts on this thread....your all fuckin homos.....drink TUI and you will get more sex and ride better instantly....
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    drink TUI and you will get more sex and ride better instantly....
    YEAH RIGHT!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin
    YEAH RIGHT!!
    what do you drink comidian gurl???
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    your ghey too......and since some twat deleted all my other posts on this thread....your all fuckin homos.....drink TUI and you will get more sex and ride better instantly....
    CowPoos!!!

    CowPoos!!!

    CowPoos!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby Chick
    CowPoos!!!

    CowPoos!!!

    CowPoos!!
    thats it baby...say my name....sAY MY NAME....YEAH...YEAH.....AHHH....OOOO....AARRGGGHHH H.....YES YS YES Y E SSSSSSSS......


    got a light babe?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    thats it baby...say my name....sAY MY NAME....YEAH...YEAH.....AHHH....OOOO....AARRGGGHHH H.....YES YS YES Y E SSSSSSSS......


    got a light babe?
    I hope you have a box of hankies handy cowpoos......

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    thats it baby...say my name....sAY MY NAME....YEAH...YEAH.....AHHH....OOOO....AARRGGGHHH H.....YES YS YES Y E SSSSSSSS......


    got a light babe?

    poos.. i was cheering for you.. not whatever it was you was thinking.!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    If it ain't Speights - it ain't beer (Guiness is a nice drop too)
    That's not a new hat is it boy?

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    bud... weis.... er
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    what do you drink comidian gurl???
    Jim Beam & Schweppes Dry Gingerale daarrrhhhlink!!
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