Tuna in a can (not squid)

[kro]

In a rush today, I went to the cupboard, with the phone wedged between my shoulder and ear, wondering what the kids were giggling about in the next room, and thinking to myself, "I'm hungry, I feel like some tuna".
My wife buys all sorts of tuna, with fancy flavours in it, and all different shapes, sizes, and colours. I open the drawer we keep the tuna in, grab the first tin, still with the phone on my ear, and sit down, and rip the lid off the tin, and stick a fork in it.

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".

[MSTRS:Me]

Meefuckingyow

[NotaGoth]

In a rush today, I went to the cupboard, with the phone wedged between my shoulder and ear, wondering what the kids were giggling about in the next room, and thinking to myself, "I'm hungry, I feel like some tuna".
My wife buys all sorts of tuna, with fancy flavours in it, and all different shapes, sizes, and colours. I open the drawer we keep the tuna in, grab the first tin, still with the phone on my ear, and sit down, and rip the lid off the tin, and stick a fork in it.

About 3 mouthfuls later (yes it took that long), I look down at the label of what has to be the worst flavour of tuna yet, to see the words "Fancy Feast".

LOL

Bling for that lol

[Maha]

Have had the taste of similar stuff myself Kronos, more than 25yrs ago, working in Rotorua, parks and reserve council thing, two honkies in my gang, one of the bro's started handing out his sammies at smoko, sweat as, he said is was corned beef spreed, a little crunchy granted, but tasted ok, when we had finished the little treat we were told is was 'Felix' cat food, think i had a shinny coat for days as i recall?

[kro]

hahahahaaaa, the old cat biscuit treats, I fear I am heading that way myself.

[Colapop]

Mmmmmm nothing says homeless man like a can of catfood!

[flash]

get over it, cat buscuits used to be a stable diet for me when i was a kid. (without my parents knowing

[Maha]

get over it, cat buscuits used to be a stable diet for me when i was a kid. (without my parents knowing

Mmmmmmmmmm you still are in those younger years

[Colapop]

Look at it this way - if you read the label it's a fairly high protein snack. I've seen it (pet food) processed and I can tell ya it's cooked and packed very hygenically (sp).

[flash]

nah i stoped when one of my cats jumped up and tryed to put its paw in my mouth to grab some

[Goblin]

Hahaha...just goes to show that most men can't multi-task!

Made a big salad the other day for lunch and could only find one tin of meat in the cupboard....Unpeeled Lambs Tongues!! Told the kids they HAD to try it or they would miss out on a real treat. Well they were fucken disgusting !! The cat enjoyed them though.

[MSTRS:Me]

Hahaha...just goes to show that most men can't multi-task!

Made a big salad the other day for lunch and could only find one tin of meat in the cupboard....Unpeeled Lambs Tongues!! Told the kids they HAD to try it or they would miss out on a real treat. Well they were fucken disgusting !! The cat enjoyed them though.

Glad to see that the sense of adventure is still alive and well. Should have peeled them tho. Mmmmm. Tongue. In jelly.

[kro]

Lambs tongues... can you spell "gross".

I used to tease my cousin when he was a tiddler, and chew on a piece of lemon, and he would sit there, and demand to have a piece, so I'd give him a piece, and watch his face implode from the sour-rush.

Kids are so easy to get laughs out of.

[Colapop]

Nothing wrong with lambs tongues. Kidney, heart and sweetbreads are good too. You can eat near 'bout all of what a sheep's got. Mmmm Yummy!

[Goblin]

Lambs tongues... can you spell "gross".

I used to tease my cousin when he was a tiddler, and chew on a piece of lemon, and he would sit there, and demand to have a piece, so I'd give him a piece, and watch his face implode from the sour-rush.

Kids are so easy to get laughs out of.

You're not wrong...when my kids were little & I used to feed them their normal food then every now & then would give them a spoonful of lemon juice just to see that sour look on their faces...mean eh? I thought kids were for our amusement....til they turn into teenagers