HAnds Up ..

**wari** · 5th January 2006, 03:20

WHo wants a shu-gar mama .. :spudwave:

I KNow I Do .. I"m sickof be-inna poor ex-cuse furra shu-gar daddy .. :spudbn:

TRubble is .. my looks are fadin' ... fadin' farst ..

THeers nev-erra good shugar mama a-round when ya need one ..:slap:

**zadok** · 5th January 2006, 09:52

Is Aunty Helen available..........!?

**yungatart** · 5th January 2006, 09:57

Originally Posted by zadok

Is Aunty Helen available..........!?

Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!

**Biff** · 5th January 2006, 10:06

You need to go to Japan and become a surfing and/or sky instructor Mr Wari. Alledgedly.

**R1** · 5th January 2006, 10:19

Originally Posted by Biff

You need to go to Japan and become a surfing and/or sky instructor Mr Wari. Alledgedly.

it's true, my mate did fine and fark he was ugly

....he may have had a big penis tho, not sure if that matters or not???

**Grahameeboy** · 5th January 2006, 10:23

Originally Posted by yungatart

Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!

I am looking for a proper women......as Head of Govt Helen does not give me much hope of finding one.....sex is safe....when you don't do it!!!

**mv.senna** · 5th January 2006, 10:28

...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me

**Grahameeboy** · 5th January 2006, 10:34

Originally Posted by mv.senna

...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me

Nah....we are all equal Ms Senna......single, fast bike, sense of humour and plays the banjo.....interesting....nothing like Helen Clark....well apart from 'Fast Cars'..ho ho......there is hope....cv on it's way!!!!

**HDTboy** · 5th January 2006, 11:13

Keystone's already looking for a Sugar-Momma for me

**R1** · 5th January 2006, 12:34

Originally Posted by mv.senna

...ummm, i'm not intrested in a sugar mama, i'm actually a minority on this site....you know, a single, heterosexual female that rides a damn fast sportsbike, has a wicked sense of humour and plays a mean banjo....but any available sugar daddy's can pm their cv to me

damn if you own a senna you sound like my kinda sugar mamma

....can i bring my wife??

**Grahameeboy** · 5th January 2006, 12:36

Originally Posted by **R1**

damn if you own a senna you sound like my kinda sugar mamma

....can i bring my wife??

I can always make up the numbers!!!

**Swoop** · 5th January 2006, 16:07

Originally Posted by yungatart

Good God man! She's not even a proper woman!

Strange that gets mentioned occasionally...
There was a strong rumour going around that helen is part of the .5% of the population that gets born with both genitalia and is removed at birth (according to gossip and rumour, etc, etc).

It would explain a few things, but NOT the main question...
WHO WAS THE WOMAN ON THE LABOUR BILLBOARDS DURING THE ELECTION???

**yungatart** · 5th January 2006, 16:13

Originally Posted by Swoop

Strange that gets mentioned occasionally...
There was a strong rumour going around that helen is part of the .5% of the population that gets born with both genitalia and is removed at birth (according to gossip and rumour, etc, etc).

It would explain a few things, but NOT the main question...
WHO WAS THE WOMAN ON THE LABOUR BILLBOARDS DURING THE ELECTION???

If only...