heh heh oooooohhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiightOriginally Posted by Nicksta
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heh heh oooooohhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiightOriginally Posted by Nicksta
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I don't notice reactions from the public. A male friend pointed out to me that when at Manfield Race Track, the eyes follow me when I'm dressed in my leathers.
I have one funny incident - while at Manfield I have seen guys stripping off - walking around in their undies etc - well the day I went on the track, I wore the bare essentials underneath and a red lace camisole - and I only took my jacket off (not the trou) as far as I was concerned I was all covered, didn't stop a male friend from shielding me as it were!! I was oblivious to stares!!
and I was damned hot after coming in off the track!
I did have a retired gent say to me - when I wore my leathers it was not very feminine - I replied - they were to protect me and anyway what I wore underneath was extremely feminine so he needn't worry.
Another incident was I'd left the husband, bought a bike, was in my leathers and pulled up to an intersection - right beside him - of course he didn't recognise me, full face helmet and for once I did notice - he had a good perve - so tempted to knock on his window and say Hi darl, however I turned up at a friend's place as he was coming out - the look on his face was priceless, the jaw stayed dropped for yonks, stuttered, pointed at bike etc - burst into tears - and my reply was "No I'm NEVER coming back to you".
I must admit when I ride the bike to work turn up in my leathers then change and appear the corporate lady - my last bosses - lawyers certainly did a double take! After working there a while one of their comments were "Goodness we appear to have led a mundane life compared to you". They got to asking me where would I be riding this weekend etc and sometimes when introducing me to clients say "she rides a really big bike".
It has NEVER ever got me off speeding tickets, 6'in boots, long legged blonde - apparently not paper bag material I'm told, I could show cleavage - but dont. And the bastards fine me every time - yet while out riding with a male friend - he got pulled up and got off scott free! While I think he's gorgeous (my friend) the male cop was not that way inclined. I'm polite to cops to just like my friend was! So I reckon it is their itty bitty egos - can't handle a woman on a big bike. Spose it doesn't help that I tower over most of them anyway! So have to battle the shortarse ducks disease syndrome for a starter! lol
I figure it works both ways - I like slim men in leathers.
I'm with on that one....you should see my mate Dilnot on his R1...SHARP!Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman(BMW
I'll never forget a track day at the Mount where this fat young dude's father hired the track for him to practise(he was REALLY slow). Well end of the day he unzipped his one-piece leather suit and all this fat just OOOZED out and wobbled.... So gross!!
Love the bit about your X....priceless!!
And I'm blondeOriginally Posted by Waylander
Maybe you two should "Get a room"Originally Posted by alarumba
lol?Originally Posted by Goblin
Oh, you're implying that we're gay! Ahahahahahahaa! How clever
I'm Blonde
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
my bikes attract far more attention than i do ....
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
awwwwww I love you Mstriumph lolOriginally Posted by mstriumph
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Blonde here as well.............................................. ....................................
Built for speed, not for comfort
That doesn't override the fact your still plain fugly, MickOriginally Posted by Kornholio
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Its every redblooded man's duty to check out a "lady's bike"Originally Posted by kels
It is what it is
Thats what teh helmets for Bummer :eyepoke:Originally Posted by boomer
Built for speed, not for comfort
We will always get reactions, especially on the bigger bikes. Had a few older ladies speak up when out and about reciting their days on BSAs, etc. But yea, usually get the 'thats a big bike for a girl' comment somewhere along the way, WTFs with that anyway
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