unless you can prove it.
I just edited a trip report for a colleage. I then topped n tailed it, added my bit, then sent it out to the CEO and directors.
Shame I missed the "N" out of Shanghai in the document's title.
Shaghai - now there's a place worth visiting.
Any of you ugly buggers made similar gaffs in an e-mail?
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
frequent infrequenter
yeah, i told my boss to fuck off and die. I missed out the 'j/k' bit at the end..
Large Falcon Collider
My workmate 'replyed to all' when they only meant to 'reply'. Unfortunately her email was deemed VERY sexist and got a lot of bad press as a result.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
http://geoffjames.blogspot.com
Nice one Rhod.
We have an office in Shaghai and I'm looking after the Chinese members of the team who have never been here before. They spent this afternoon boat fishing on Lake Taupo but I couldn't bloody go cos I'm doing a panic job for our CE, grumble, grumble.
Cheers,
Geoff
Aargh, photos!
Only you can turn a city into a place of sex Biff, lol
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
lol i can't say i have..... yet
unless you can prove it.
Yup - and I named these (genuine) places to:Originally Posted by Sniper
- Anus, Batangas, Philippines
- Anus, Irian Jaya, Indonesia
- Anus, Laguna, Philippines
- (Cascade d') Arse, Pyrinees, France [website : "An impetuous and vigorous river of Arse"]
- Arsoli, Lazio, Italy
- Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States [map]
- Balls Cross, West Sussex, United Kingdom [map]
- Beaver, Oklahoma, United States
- Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, United States
- Beaver Head, Idaho, United States
- Bell End, Worcestershire, United Kingdom [map]
- Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, United States
- Bollock, Sultan Kudarat, Philippines
- Bottom, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands Antilles
- Bottom, Surry, North Carolina, United States
- Brown Willy, Cornwall, United Kingdom
- BUM, Bates, Missouri, United States
- Bum, Kutkashen, Azerbaijan
- Bum, Southern, Sierra Leone
- Bumbang, Victoria, Australia
- Chinaman's Knob, Australia
- Clam, Accomack, Virginia, United States
- Clam, Charente-Maritime, Poitou-Charentes, France
- Climax, Colorado, United States
- Climax, Polk County, Minnesota, United States
- Climax, Saskatchewan, Canada [Climax Directory]
- Clit, Arad, Romania
- Clit, Salja, Romania
- Clit, Suceava, Romania
- Conception Bay, Newfoundland
- Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
- Cockermouth, North (Cumbria, Allerdale), United Kingdom
- Cocks, Perranporth, Cornwall, United Kingdom
- Condom, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France
- Crap, Tirane, Albania
- Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada
- Cuckoo's Knob, Wiltshire, UK
- Cum, Wanderlandia, Tocantins, Brazil
- Cum, Zelaya, Nicaragua
- Cumbum, Andhra Pradesh, India [Map]
- Cumming, Georgia, United States [t-shirt]
- Cunt, Elazig, Turkey
- Cunt, Spain
- Cunter, Switzerland
- Dick, Weld County, Colorado, United States
- Dick, Chippewa County, Michigan, United States
- Dick, Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, United States
- Dikshit, India
- Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland [website]
- Dong, CHUXIONG, Yunan, China
- Dong, Khon Kaen, Thailand
- Dong, Lohit, Arunachal Pradesh, India
- Dong Rack, Thailand/Cambodia Border
- Dongo, Democratic Republic of Congo
- Dump, Manchester, Jamaica
- Erect, Randolph County, North Carolina, United States [map]
- Fanny, West Virginia (Wyoming), United States
- Felch, Michigan (Dickinson), United States
- Felchville, Vermont, United States
- Felchville, MA, United States
- Fertile, Polk County, Minnesota, United State
- Finger, Cabarrus, North Carolina, United States
- Finger, McNairy, Tennessee, United States
- French Lick, Indiana, United States
- Fruitdale, South Dakota, United States
- Fist, Lezhe, Albania
- Fucking, Tarsdorf, Austria [map] [news article]
- Fuku, Shensi, China
- Fukue, Honshu, Japan
- Fukem, Honshu, Japan
- Gash, Hormozgan, Iran
- Gash, Khorasan, Iran
- Gaylord, Michigan, United States [web - "Gaylord... Naturally!"]
- Gayville, South Dakota, United States
- Gisum, Yobe, Nigeria
- Gland, Switzerland [wikipedia entry]
- Hole, Tayside, Scotland, United Kingdom
- Hooker, Oklahoma
- Horn, Horn, Niederosterreich, Austria
- Horn, Nordur-Isafjardarsysla, Iceland
- Horn, Brønnøy, Nordland, Norway
- Horneytown, North Carolina, USA
- Humptulips, Washington, USA [link]
- Intercourse, Dutch County, Pennsylvania, USA
- Kunt, Punjab, Pakistan
- Labia, Waremme, Liege, Belgium
- Lickham Bottom, Hemyock, Cullompton, United Kingdom
- Lickey End, West Midlands, United Kingdom
- Little Dix Village, West Indies
- Lord Berkeley's Knob, Sutherland, Scotland
- Meat Camp, North Carolina, United States
- Meat Cove, Nova Scotia, Canada
- Mianus, Conneticut, United States
- Middle Intercourse Island, Australia
- Minge, Nivelles, Brabant wallon, Belgium
- Minge, Nord-Est, Haiti
- Minge, Silutes Rajonas, Lithuania
- Moist, Kachin, Myanmar
- Moorhead, Clay County, Minnesota, United States
- Muff, Northern Ireland
- Muff, Armstrong, Pennsylvania, United States
- Muff, Kilderry, Donegal, Ireland
- Nobber, Donegal, Ireland
- Nob End, Bolton, United Kingdom [map]
- Nork, Masis Shrjan, Yerevan
- Pee, Margibi, Liberia
- Penistone, South Yorkshire, Great Britain [map]
- Phuket, Phuket, Thailand
- Pis, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
- Pis, Gers, Midi-Pyrn&cute;eacute;es, France
- Pis Pis River, Nicagragua
- Poke, Northern, Uganda
- Poo, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain
- Poo, Himachal, India
- Probe, Utah (Salt Lake), Salt lake City
- Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France [website (en Français)]
- Reddick, Florida, United States
- Rim, Guera, Chad
- Rim, Misrak Gojam, Ethiopia
- Rim, Nan, Thailand
- Ring, Ringville, Waterford, Ireland
- Ring, Umatilla, Oregon, United States
- Ring, Winnebago, Wisconsin, United States
- Sac City, Iowa, United States
- Semen, Jawa Timur, Indonesia
- Semen, Moldova, Moldova, Republic Of
- Semen, Sofiya, Bulgaria
- Sexmoan, Luzon, Phillipines
- Seymen, Turkey
- Shaft, Pennsylvania, United States
- Shafter, California, United States
- Shagg, Kurdufan, Sudan
- Shag Island, Indian Ocean
- Shag Point, South of Moeraki, South Island, New Zealand
- Shit, Debub Gonder, Ethiopia
- Shit, Mazandaran, Iran
- Shit, Zanjan, Iran
- Shitagoo Lake, Quebec, Canada
- Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, United Kingdom
- Slut, Vasterbotten, Sweden
- Spear, Avery, North Carolina, United States
- Spear, Big Horn, Montana, United States
- Spear, Prairie, Arkansas, United States
- Spurt, Oost-Vlanderen (Dendermonde, Hamme), Belgium
- Stiff, Bretagne (Finistere, Ouessant), France
- Sugar Tit, South Carolina, United States
- Swallow, Salt Lake, Utah, United States
- Tampon, Reunion, Reunion
- The Bastard, Argyll & Bute, Scotland [map]
- Tit, Adrar, Algeria
- Tit, Tamanghasset, Algeria
- Tit, Vorkuta, Komi, Russia
- Tittybong, Australia
- Tös, Freudenstadt, Baden-Wurttemberg, Germany
- Tos, Konakovsky, Twer', Russia
- Tong Fuk, South Lantau, Hong Kong [Ma Po Ping Prison and Tong Fuk Centre]
- Turdo, Romania
- Twathats, Scotland, United Kingdom [map]
- Twatt, Orkney, Scotland, United Kingdom[map]
- Twatt, Shetland, Scotland, United Kingdom[map]
- Urin, West New Britain, Papua New Guinea
- Vagina, Kurgan (Belozersky), Russia
- Virgin Arm, Newfoundland, Canada
- Virginville, Pennsylvania, United States
- Wangquing, China
- Wank, Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany [Ol's Wank Photos] [Wank - Live Camera!] (live cam shows the Wankbahn cable car) [Directions to Wank]
- Wank, Bayern (Ostallgäu, Nesselwang), Germany
- Wankers Corner, Oregan, USA
- Wankie, Zimbabwe
- Wanks River, Nicaragua
- Wankum, Germany
- Wet Beaver Creek, Australia
- Woody, Cumberland, Tennessee, United States
- Woody, Greene, Illinois, United States
- Woody, Kern, California, United States
Courtesy of: http://www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Yes Intercourse does exist, really really!!! I have been there literally and have the fridge magnet and photo to prove it!!!
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
unless you can prove it.
That's gotta be worth a photo posted on here Scorpy.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Aargh, photos!
Sweet Jesus, and I thought I have too much time on my hands
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
The Loose Goose
Thankfully I noticed it before it went to print, but missing the 'l' out of public can create HUGE problems!
The other 'oops' that KBers seem prone to doing is giving bad rep but forgetting to click on the other button...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Told you it existed ....Here is me standing near a sign in Intercourse!!!!That's gotta be worth a photo posted on here Scorpy.
Do you doubt a Scorpio!!!
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
Look Ma, no hands hehehe
My gawd Mr Biff..... you really do have too much time on your hands at work.
To come up with a list like that.... very impressive...
Scorpygirl - Please put up the picture of said items....
Just `Winging Along
Does anyone wonder why my hair is greyTold you it existed ....Here is me standing near a sign in Intercourse!!!!
Do you doubt a Scorpio!!!
Can you imagine living with someone who has been to intercourse and back!!!
Keep the shiny side upright, Rhino.
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Here is the fridge magnet. Of course this is Armish country. Then again there has been some rumours!!!
Now do you doubt me!!!!
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
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