Sex In The Dark

[Fishy]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[MSTRS:Me]

I thought you wre going to tell us about your first time...you know, in the dark and alone

[Fishy]

haha yeah a bit of this then a bit of that

[ukbandit]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

funny

[Back Fire]

rofl... thats quiet amusing

[Motoracer]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

The lack of smell should have been a give away... Unless there was a dead animal/fish in the grass..

[Blairos]

15 minutes of foreplay???

Cant have been a kiwi

[skidMark]

for an nz male hitting on the chick in the bar and the drive in the car back is considered part of foreplay