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    What's that Sniper? Oh I'm sorry I CAN'T HEAR YOU..... CAN YOU SPEAK UP??!!??

    It's unlikely that anyone'll get even remotely close to his post count while he's "taking it easy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    Sounds like you exceeded the loading factor. Didn't you read the manufacturers reccomendations.

    Now the question here everyone is thinking, and believe me they are thinking it, and excuse me for being so dumb as to mention it, is, How much does she weigh?

    come on you have to tell now.

    She is 1/4 of the size of Sniper....... tiny little thing...... but can kick his arse apparently!!!
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    Injury

    I've heard the bones in his wrist should be quite strong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    you got any idea how long we have been waiting for someone to get the deviant into line??
    Did someone call me?
    Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
    You musta been.... high. You musta been...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Esq
    Did someone call me?
    no, you are under control already
    Quote Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
    It's barking mad and if it doesn't turn you into a complete loon within half an hour of cocking a leg over the lofty 875mm seat height, I'll eat my Arai.

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    That's what you think... then BAM!



    Edit: 100 posts, go me!
    Yes, I know, not much of an achievement... but I'm still proud lol
    Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
    You musta been.... high. You musta been...


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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj
    I've heard the bones in his wrist should be quite strong!
    Im ambidextrous, but I prefer to use my right hand

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    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
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    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Yeah but... I haven't been here nearly as long as you... that, and I'm averaging something like a 6th of your posts per day! But then, there isn't really anyone else in your league of forum-whoredness...



    Ahem.
    Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
    You musta been.... high. You musta been...


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    Sorry dear, I don't mean to hi-jack your thread
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Pwned in bed?

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    Well done there Sniper , reminds me of the time my mrs belted me and cracked a couple of ribs...

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    Sniper got his arse kicked by a chick!!!


    Hope it the wounds heals soon bud.

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    smart arse, but you are right
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    you got any idea how long we have been waiting for someone to get the deviant into line??

    Well done girl

    I try my best just this time i have evidence. Hehehehehehe he should know better
    If you cant beat them you might as well join them.

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    No riding for a week?
    And the weather looks sooo nice too!
    We all have our little obsessions...

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