Pulled up alongside a Jap stationwagon at the lights today & checked out the driver - rather cute - and got a big smile. Then I noticed the sign in the back side window - ORGASM DONOR I wonder what she does for a living?
'tart tourmenter
Pulled up alongside a Jap stationwagon at the lights today & checked out the driver - rather cute - and got a big smile. Then I noticed the sign in the back side window - ORGASM DONOR I wonder what she does for a living?
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
Aargh, photos!
PORN!!!, could I have her number
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Bad toys, bad toys!!!
Yeah... Like the "lady of the night" wants damaged goods!!!!
Small and dangerous with a sting in my tail!!
kiwi biker Double D (dirt div)
reminds me of when i was over in scotland doing some security fencing we were staying at a pub and the barmaid was the shizz ,
she asked me what i done for a job and i thought i'd be a smart arse and told her im an erection specialist. she quiped "what a coincedence so am I"
my jaw dropped and i tried to turn up the smooze but i didn't get anywhere.
somthing i'll never forget.
wheelchair rookie
Hey Kev.
Hope you got her number, will have to keep an eye out for that vehicleOriginally Posted by nadroj
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Wish it all away...
Holy crap! You're in mate! Well... at least she smiled at you... what kinda smile was it though? The "Ooo, nice bike, shame about the rider..." smile? Or perhaps a "Fly's undone!!" kind?
Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
You musta been.... high. You musta been...
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