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    Elton Johns wedding

    Congratulations to elton and david on their wedding day. Everything went smoothly and it was a great help that they both new each others ring sizes.
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.

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    I wouldn't be at all surprised if, like many newlyweds, they needed a smidgeon of vaseline to make sure the ring slipped on smoothly during the ceremony...
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    *AHH MINE EYES* I sincerely hope I'm reading too much into your posts...

    Though a few days ago I did quietly reflect that the lucky bridegrooms parents are going to be recieving some bad mental images when they hear Elton pelting out "don't let the sun go down on me".
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    Thats not cool
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    The lack of responses to this thread are probably saying heaps.
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    Arther and marthar''

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    Definetly aint cool man...........at least they wont fight ova who leaves the toilet seat up???or will they?????
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    The only funny thing (note the attempt to change the topic) about this all?? They had their stag parties together.

    I mean come on, the point of it is that it is your last night of "freedom"...
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    And what about the girls caught snogging at the cricket match the other day who were asked to 'desist or leave the grounds', turns out it was alcohol driven and they weren't a bi couple, one of the girls was married with children. I thought it was legal to be gay here these days. Anyway, its nice to see that Elton has finally made an honest, ah, man?/wife? of David. So, who IS the be-itch in their relationship, anyone know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duc-Gurl
    And what about the girls caught snogging at the cricket match the other day who were asked to 'desist or leave the grounds', turns out it was alcohol driven and they weren't a bi couple, one of the girls was married with children. I thought it was legal to be gay here these days. Anyway, its nice to see that Elton has finally made an honest, ah, man?/wife? of David. So, who IS the be-itch in their relationship, anyone know?
    Na man? there both Bitches now?
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