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    hmmmmmmm...

    EVER WONDER where we are headed...
    ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
    ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
    ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
    ...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
    ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
    ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
    ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
    ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
    ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
    ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
    ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
    ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
    ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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    Hahaha, very good, you visiting a joke sites
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Pretty much. There are more I could add, but ill leave those for next time.

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    I want to know....


    .....When snow melts, where does the white go???
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    so, lookn at joke sites? arnt you suposed to be at work!
    There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...

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    I went to work!
    I started at 12.30 and I wasnt even late.

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    Wish my work started at 12.30!

    But you made up for it with some funnies. Nice!
    Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
    You musta been.... high. You musta been...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    I want to know....

    .....When snow melts, where does the white go???
    the white is the crystals..

    in liquid form there are no crystals.. so no *colour* is apparent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *sic
    the white is the crystals..

    in liquid form there are no crystals.. so no *colour* is apparent.
    You weren't supposed to tell them, now we're going to have to kill them all.
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

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    i didnt read it. dont know nuthin' bout no crystals
    The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unhingedlizard
    i didnt read it. dont know nuthin' bout no crystals
    A likely story! Black Helicopter despatched...
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    where does the bread go when you put it in the toaster? and where the fuck does that toast come from?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    where does the bread go when you put it in the toaster? and where the fuck does that toast come from?
    Don't answer him, *sic, he's a spy...

    Desperately need a shifty-looking "paranoid" smiley
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Don't answer him, *sic, he's a spy...

    Desperately need a shifty-looking "paranoid" smiley
    cant prove it
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Don't answer him, *sic, he's a spy...

    Desperately need a shifty-looking "paranoid" smiley
    Yer right there Wolf!! We need a whole heap of "special" smilies. Shame SpankMe's "make your own" dosen't seem to have all the ingredients needed!
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