Rrrriiiiinngggg...BANG!
Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean.
One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat".
The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.
Aargh, photos!
Hahaha, the logic of men.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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