Which muppet are you?

**HDTboy** · 12th January 2006, 11:34

The GPR70 tyre thread inspired me to find this link.
I think it may be a repost, but I couldn't find it anywhere and it's bloody funny anyway.

So, which muppet are you?

Aparrently I'm miss piggy

You are Miss Piggy.
You are talented and the center of attention. At least you'd like to think you are. You're really just a pig.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Moi", "Moi" and "Moi!"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Women Who Run With Frogs And The Frogs Who Better Wise Up Quick"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"To Have and Have More"

DRESS SIZE:
If it's expensive, it fits.

BEST FEATURES:
Eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose, cheeks, hair, ears, neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes and so on and so forth.

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
Singing, Dancing, Directing, Producing, Writing, Starring, and Being Famous.

**ducatilover** · 12th January 2006, 11:39

You are Gonzo the Great.
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis. Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strange fascination for chickens.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird
SPECIES:
Whatever

HOBBIES:
Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Touched By An Anvil"

QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"

**bugjuice** · 12th January 2006, 11:42

You are Sweetums.

pfft

**Keystone19** · 12th January 2006, 11:45

I am, of course, Miss Piggy.
You are talented and the center of attention. At least you'd like to think you are. You're really just a pig.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Moi", "Moi" and "Moi!"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Women Who Run With Frogs And The Frogs Who Better Wise Up Quick"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"To Have and Have More"

DRESS SIZE:
If it's expensive, it fits.

BEST FEATURES:
Eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, nose, cheeks, hair, ears, neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, legs, knees, ankles, feet, toes and so on and so forth.

SPECIAL ABILITIES:
Singing, Dancing, Directing, Producing, Writing, Starring, and Being Famous.

**emaN** · 12th January 2006, 11:45

Statler or Waldorf...
y'know...those two grumpy old gits up in the balcony

can't be real tho', cos i don't have a balcony

**ducatilover** · 12th January 2006, 11:47

okay, i tried seriously this time for my girlfreind and she is about to kick my balls:spudwave: You are Janice.
You dig the groove man, nothing can bum you out. Too bad you're too stoned to notice.

INSTRUMENT:
Like, you know, guitar, fer sure.
LAST BOOK READ:
"Finding Your Past Lives on the Web"

FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Fer sure, like, fer sure."

FAVORITE THINGS:
Peace, love and, like, granola, totally.

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Her inner child.

**Sniper** · 12th January 2006, 11:48

You are Sam the Eagle.
You are patriotic and devoted. And extremely anal.

HOBBIES:
Patriotism, Being appalled at what everyone else is doing.
FAVORITE MUSIC:
The National Anthem of America

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"An American In....America"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Eagles are from America"

QUOTE:
"Please stop that now! It's un-American!"

**riffer** · 12th January 2006, 11:48

You are Rowlf.
You are a loner, and love classical music, You can play the piano without opposable thumbs. Then again, you are just a Muppet.

ALSO KNOWN AS:
Ol' Brown Ears
HOBBIES:
Piano playing, punning, fetching.

QUOTE:
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"The Dogfather"

FAVORITE COMPOSER:
Poochini

FAVORITE SONG:
"I've Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?"

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LOL did anyone not choose “I have a bike actually” for the last question?

**Grahameeboy** · 12th January 2006, 11:49

I am Kermit the Frog....apparently.......I await your view Keystone....

**Sniper** · 12th January 2006, 11:50

I did riffer, lol

**HDTboy** · 12th January 2006, 11:54

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

I am Kermit the Frog....apparently.......I await your view Keystone....

hellllooooooooo Grahmaeeboy

**Grahameeboy** · 12th January 2006, 12:02

Originally Posted by HDTboy

hellllooooooooo Grahmaeeboy

A'right HDTboy.........NAH W'T I M'N GUV'NR

**NotaGoth** · 12th January 2006, 12:02

You are Scooter.
You are a loyal, hardworking person, better known as a doormat.

SPECIAL TALENTS:
Going for stuff.
LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Go For Broke!"

QUOTE:
"15 seconds to showtime."

LAST BOOK READ:
"300 New Ways to Get Your Uncle to Get You a Better Job "

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Coffee, clipboard, and Very Special Guest Stars.

P.S where was the option for the bloody colour black!!!!? :spudwhat: no fair.

**R1** · 12th January 2006, 12:04

You are Animal.
You are completely nuts, but fun to be around.

SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drums, Women, Food.
HOBBIES:
Drums, Women, Food.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!"

LAST BOOK EATEN:
"The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An appetite.

**Grahameeboy** · 12th January 2006, 12:06

Originally Posted by **R1**

You are Animal.
You are completely nuts, but fun to be around.

SPECIAL TALENTS:
Drums, Women, Food.
HOBBIES:
Drums, Women, Food.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Louder!", "Food now!" and "Want Woman!"

LAST BOOK EATEN:
"The Musicians' Guide to Drums, Women & Food"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An appetite.

You beast...RRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrone