NEDWN VIII
A man staying at the Ritz hotel in London removes a card offering 'sexual services', from a phonebox. Back in his hotel room he rings the number. A lady with a silky voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance?. The bloke says '' i'd like a blow job,a missionary shag,some doggy style fun,some bondage and i would like to finish off with a tit wank''. The lady says, ''it sounds intriguing sir,but you might like to press zero first to get an outside line''.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Forum whore
old, but still god!
There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...
Forum whore
yup indeed a good 'un.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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