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  1. 13th January 2006, 20:25 #1
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    winja

    Our mate WINJA meets an asian hooker in a bar.

    She says, "This your lucky night. I got special game for you. I do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long you say it in three words."

    Good ol' WINJA replies, "Hey, why not?"

    He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three crisp red one-hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…roof."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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  2. 13th January 2006, 20:27 #2
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    lololololololololol, very good
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  3. 13th January 2006, 21:15 #3
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    Hahahaha, reworded repost.

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  4. 14th January 2006, 07:45 #4
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    Very very very good!!!!
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  5. 15th January 2006, 13:09 #5
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    Very good,

    ....... but I believe he said "paint my walls"
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    It would be walls now
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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  7. 8th March 2006, 01:06 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop
    Very good,

    ....... but I believe he said "paint my walls"
    Oh, "walls", you said walls - thought it said something else for a moment...
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  8. 8th March 2006, 01:30 #8
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    hahaha... or just leave it as "fix my house"?
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