women's bum size study

**Scorpygirl** · 16th January 2006, 18:01

Originally Posted by Road Rash

I hear that 75% of all statistics are made up anyway.

Lies, damn lies and statistics!!!

Scorpygirl
Researcher

**The Beast** · 16th January 2006, 20:41

Originally Posted by Road Rash

I hear that 75% of all statistics are made up anyway.

I think it's more around the 67.83 mark actually...

**Biff** · 16th January 2006, 22:15

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Men tell the most lies. Woman tell the biggest lies. A fact apparently. But then again I'm a bloke.

**Brian d marge** · 17th January 2006, 01:57

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big , is the simple and direct yes , Yes dear... works but I use that for other conversations.

This has resulted in a series of Diets which has saved us a few pennies , of which I have used for bike bits

Still bloody cold when she backs it in to the duvet at night !

Stephen

**Gremlin** · 17th January 2006, 02:01

Originally Posted by Biff

...
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours ...

Why can I go on long nature walks etc for a day, or work all day under the hot sun on a building site,

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:

**Wolf** · 17th January 2006, 08:09

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big , is the simple and direct yes , Yes dear... works but I use that for other conversations.

As I said to Strayjuliet last night: the trouble with "fishing" is that you don't know what you'll catch.

**Kickaha** · 17th January 2006, 08:21

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

One of the best replys when asked by the other half if her arse is to big ,

how about

I can't tell it is blocking all the available light

**buellbabe** · 17th January 2006, 08:35

Originally Posted by Gremlin

Why can I go on long nature walks etc for a day, or work all day under the hot sun on a building site,

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:

Couldn't agree more! I'd rather be riding/running the hounds than shopping ANYDAY. Unless its shopping for bike bits...

**Colapop** · 17th January 2006, 09:17

I can shop for hour - tops. I go shopping with the wife and just buy myself a paper and sit at the food court.

**Wolf** · 17th January 2006, 09:20

Originally Posted by Gremlin

but put me in a mall, and I'm exhausted after an hour :slap:

That's because it is tiring fighting your way through crowds of prey, I mean, humans, sorry, people...

Crowds in a shopping mall vs cattle in the stock pens - the only difference is the intelligent looks...

on the faces of the cattle.

**Brian d marge** · 17th January 2006, 13:43

Originally Posted by Colapop

I can shop for hour - tops. I go shopping with the wife and just buy myself a paper and sit at the food court.

I used a pair of roller blades once, worked a treat till the security guard threw us out ...
SHe just held my hand and dragged me along , I uttered the correct replys in the appropriate places ,,,uuu huh ...etc

lasted three times longer than most duracell bunnies !!!!

Highly recomended
BTW
here in Japan they actually have seats outside the shops specially for the men !!!

Stephen

**MidnightMike** · 17th January 2006, 13:47

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

I used a pair of roller blades once, worked a treat till the security guard threw us out ...
SHe just held my hand and dragged me along , I uttered the correct replys in the appropriate places ,,,uuu huh ...etc

lasted three times longer than most duracell bunnies !!!!

Highly recomended
BTW
here in Japan they actually have seats outside the shops specially for the men !!!

Stephen

Someone should try that on minimotos