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  1. 12th January 2006, 20:56 #1
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    Micheal Jackson Jokes.

    What does MJ like about twentyeight year olds?






    There's twenty of them.
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  2. 12th January 2006, 20:57 #2
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    Dude you spelt Michael wrong
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    I always do, who invented that fn stupid name anyway. Sorry to all the michAEl's out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim
    I always do, who invented that fn stupid name anyway. Sorry to all the michAEl's out there.
    Thats the greatest name ever man.
    Now JIM is a crap name.

    Oh BTW

    Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Little Boy Blew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike
    Now JIM is a crap name.
    WTF, Jim is a great name???

    Its Throgmorten thats a crap name
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    What did the sunbather say to MJ?

    Oi, get out of my sun!
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    What is the difference between MJ and a bin liner?

    One is made of plastic and a danger to little children, the other is for trash disposal.
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    Lisa Marie P just given birth to a boucing baby boy.

    Michael (spelt right?) says to the doctor, "how soon can we eh, ar, have youknow, sex?"

    Doctor, "come on Michael, at least wait till he's 14!"
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    What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?

    Acne doesn't "come" on your face until you are 13
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    Lisa marie and Michael were wondering what to for the evening? Lisa suggested they get a video, Michael replied '' lets get Aladin '' Lisa said '' NO, just a video will be fine
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    Hear on Michael Jacksons tour of NZ he fell off the ferry?

    The sent out a rescue party who found him clinging to a bouy.
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    WARNING - HIGHLY OFFENSIVE JOKE BELOW. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN OFFENDED BY ANYTHING.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson wave the baby over the balcony?
    A: He was shaking the sperm out.

    I think that's the worst joke I know.
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    this got emailed to me few weeks back..

    whats odd about michael jackson hanging a baby over a balcony?


    he usually tosses them off
    Young & dumb!
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