winjas guide to painting your shack

**WINJA** · 16th January 2006, 21:41

use a soft broom to paint the roof one purchased from the $2 shop is perfect one coat will do . wear shoes when using a disc grinder a sanding disc can grind your toe off in a millisecond.buy good paint , shit paint is harder to put on , needs more coats ,doesnt last as long, doesnt look as good. dont buy cheap paint brushes , a good brush is worth every cent . most importantly dont get paint stripper on your nipple or between your toes especially where the previous disc sander just got you .
my house is coming along nice no thanks to you pricks , next time a group of you cunts go screaming past my house at 200kmh im gonna throw faeces at you

**erik** · 16th January 2006, 22:12

Nice guide.
The 2 dollar shop broom is an interesting idea. I've done some work for my uncle painting, when we've done roofs we've taped a big brush to the end of a pole. A $2 broom might be easier...
Another thing particularly in this hot, windy weather is make sure the paint is thinned enough. It dries out/thickens surprisingly quick in the work pot, so have to keep thinning it. Otherwise it drags/becomes hard to put on.

**WINJA** · 16th January 2006, 22:24

Originally Posted by erik

Nice guide.
when we've done roofs we've taped a big brush to the end of a pole.

THEN DID YOU STICK THE POLE UP YOUR ARSE AND WALK UP AND DOWN THE ROOF

**cowpoos** · 16th January 2006, 22:27

hows the diet coming along?

**WINJA** · 16th January 2006, 22:29

Originally Posted by cowpoos

hows the diet coming along?

PFFFFFT DIET , NOT ME , FAT IS ONLY DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN , BUT ITS DISTINGUISHED ON A MAN

**Holy Roller** · 16th January 2006, 22:30

You been a good boy got your caps back

I've always used a roller to paint the roof:spudflip:

**John** · 16th January 2006, 22:30

Originally Posted by winja

then did you stick the pole up your arse and walk up and down the roof

how the fuck did you find out? were you out on your harley cooning it out?

**WINJA** · 16th January 2006, 22:33

Originally Posted by John

how the fuck did you find out? were you out on your harley cooning it out?

IM NOT A COON IM JUST A LITTLE BROWN , WTF ARE YOU ON? CRACK OR SOMETHING

**cowpoos** · 16th January 2006, 22:40

Originally Posted by WINJA

PFFFFFT DIET , NOT ME , FAT IS ONLY DISGUSTING ON A WOMAN , BUT ITS DISTINGUISHED ON A MAN

a man like your self I suppose? a genitalman

**John** · 16th January 2006, 22:49

Originally Posted by winja

im not a coon im just a little brown , wtf are you on? crack or something

i dont do drugs because love is a stronger drug, winja can you say it?

**750Y** · 18th January 2006, 17:41

was it a corrugated iron roof?

**justsomeguy** · 18th January 2006, 17:47

Originally Posted by WINJA

use a soft broom to paint the roof one purchased from the $2 shop is perfect one coat will do . wear shoes when using a disc grinder a sanding disc can grind your toe off in a millisecond.buy good paint , shit paint is harder to put on , needs more coats ,doesnt last as long, doesnt look as good. dont buy cheap paint brushes , a good brush is worth every cent . most importantly dont get paint stripper on your nipple or between your toes especially where the previous disc sander just got you .
my house is coming along nice no thanks to you pricks , next time a group of you cunts go screaming past my house at 200kmh im gonna throw faeces at you

Glad to hear you actually got off the toilet and did some work - so we're down to walls now huh you fat frog???

Hmm.... what's the whanau schedule like on Waitangi Day??? Maybe I can come scribble on your walls or something.....