Goldfish

[Jackrat]

A bloke looks over his fence an there in the next doors back yard a young fella is digging a hole.
What are you digging that hole for he asks the young fella.
The young fella replies "it's for my dead goldfish"
Isn't that a big hole for a goldfish? asks the bloke.
Not really he says,it's inside your blood cat.

[Holy Roller]

So true