Are cats the real killers on our roads?

[Colapop]

Oh you ARE silly Weasel!! (best camp voice)

C'mon GB off to the pub and back to man land.... Errr no I mean Blokesville.... Ummm no hang on... F*ck it!! Enough of the girly talk GB!

[Grahameeboy]

C'mon GB off to the pub and back to man land.... Errr no I mean Blokesville.... Ummm no hang on... F*ck it!! Enough of the girly talk GB!

oooer......flick of high heels.......you beasty

[XXplosive]

picking the veges out of the vege garden to do the cooking silly......

skills....

[DMNTD:Me]

Fark it...this has gone off topic anyway...


"One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.
We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier, and we took her to the vet.
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come
and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other, and they constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened, and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,
"Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved, and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and by the way, I think she's pregnant and God only knows who the father is!" And then he closed the door.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even !!!"

[Karma]

Fantastic..

[Roki_nz]

ha ha have six cats so i must be screwed lol

[MacD]

So the probability is you, or the person sat next to you has it. Oh, and every other person on the road has it...

You might also like to dwell on the fact that between 60-90% of the population has Herpes (HSV-1), and that over a 30 day period 98% of an asymptomatic study group shed virus particles in their tears and/or saliva.

Think about that next time you take public transport...

Kaufman et al, 2005