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  1. 18th January 2006, 20:38 #1
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    Slipstream's Procrastination Poem

    It's been a while since poetry I have typed
    On this magnificant NZ biker website

    Some will be glad to see my return
    Some will wish that I would burn

    But as usual....

    There is an assignment to be done
    I rather start, with a little fun

    The weather here has been mostly fine
    I've been doing "stuff" with my precious time

    For those who know them, the girls are fine
    They escaped to Ork-land into some sunshine

    I still want that white collar, cellphone and pager
    Studying at Vic, BCA degree, triple major

    But most interesting, was me on a dirt bike in some trouble
    Having a go, jumping over some beach rubble

    But as I am avoiding my assignment for ECON 140
    What's been happening? What's going on? What's your story?

    I wait with my baited Butterscotch breath
    (For those with insult .... I'm sorry, I'm deaf)

    So drop me a line, or post here and respond
    If I don't reply, I will, with my next log on.


    BTW.......

    A man walks into a Dr's office saying:
    "I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam. I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam."
    The Dr's gestures at his couch and says:
    "Sit down you're two tents."
    RED RED RED
    I WANT
    RED
    The count is at 1064 points




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  2. 18th January 2006, 20:44 #2
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    Nice!

    Oh, and welcome back!
    It's just one of those days, where you don't wanna wake up,
    everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
    You don't really know why but you wanna justify ripping someone's head off
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    Has been a while SS, good to see you're still a round
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
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  4. 18th January 2006, 20:48 #4
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    Good to see ya back Lena .

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    Nice post.
    Are you doing summer school? I don't start back at uni till 20th Feb.
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  6. 18th January 2006, 20:57 #6
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    Cool

    Hey Slipstream....

    How is the double dare challenge coming along?
    Any closer to it?
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    G'day Slip. Nice to see you are still around girl. Take care, ride safe and enjoy
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods
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    Hi Slipstream......

    So when are you gonna start showing up on TRTNR's?
    Good to meet you the other week at the top of the hill!
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  9. 19th January 2006, 07:30 #9
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    Was wondering why we hadnt heard from you lately....thought you must have slipped away....
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it
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  10. 19th January 2006, 07:34 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    Hey Slipstream....

    How is the double dare challenge coming along?
    Any closer to it?
    Hey Crashe

    pssst the double dare should be happening on my birthday ....in April (fingers crossed)
    RED RED RED
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  11. 19th January 2006, 07:37 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dafe
    Hi Slipstream......

    So when are you gonna start showing up on TRTNR's?
    .....


    Start a Friday night ride and I might, think about it.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Dafe
    Good to meet you the other week at the top of the hill!
    you too
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    but ... but ... Friday night is Monster Garage night
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
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  13. 19th January 2006, 11:29 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer
    but ... but ... Friday night is Monster Garage night
    when you have an xbox...monster garage can be ANY night


    Tell your lovely lady I'll give you guys a bell after my ECON test next week
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    No worries Lena.

    Actually, after many years of Playstation (I was an early adoptee of this technology, spending $650 on the playstation within days of it coming out, when all my mates were buing 3D0s... remember them) I have a pretty bad case of Playstation thumb, so I keep away from them now.

    Besides, my PC plays games better anyway.

    I'll pass on your message to Gini.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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