Found some funny pics earlier today.
Found some funny pics earlier today.
Originally Posted by Skyrider
Nice one!.
Hahaha...hardcase mate!
My koha for today's
MuHUarh MuHUarh
Haha! Love the Ansett one!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Wow, I can't believe someone went to the time and effort to construct this list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ord_%22fuck%22
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
hahah cheers for that.
the ansett one had me chuckling away.
Young & dumb!
Cum fly with me, cum fly let's fly away....
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
That fly one is classic![]()
"Lock, stock and two smoking barrels"Originally Posted by parsley
is only at #65... fuck!
and Trainspotting at #69... WTF!!!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F" means Thank
Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T"' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its Thursday'![]()
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in
nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the
door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be
out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never
mature anyway.
6 Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so
that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
9 Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is
too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell
him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
good old sexism![]()
and the females all went forth and died because they found they had no means of reproduction other than artificial insemination just like cows, but all male babies were killed and the females perished as the elephants and monkeys bent them over and sausaged them and ripped their ladie bits to shreds
so let us group hug and not be feministic or chauvanistic cos we cant survive without the opposite sex and there is no superior sex [apart from the kinky type]
DL, that was incredibly dumb.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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