Rest In Peace
Vampire's Drink
A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?"
The vampire says, "A cup of hot water."
The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?"
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
Hardcore Biker
Now I can bling you for it LOL
...there lurks the skid demon
*heave* *gag* *retch*
Keep it rubber-side down...
frequent infrequenter
lol..
i like your thinking *points with finger and shoots*
Aargh, photos!
Sorry, I just chucked up in my mouth a little bit.
(Rep to those who can tell where that is from)
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Born To Fish - Forced To Work.
From Dust Till Dawn??? was it from a vampire movie?Originally Posted by Sniper
frequent infrequenter
Dodge Ball. The previous bit is:
I think we should mate...
Sorry?
I said, I think we should date...
*mmmph*
you ok?
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
And it's 'threw up', not chucked
The rider formerly known as Road Rash
Oh man thats ruff.
It's better to Burn out than to Fade away - Cause thats value for money!!
Return Of The Black Panther
Fu*k that joke is soooo old. First heard it at High School around 1976
New Zealand......
The Best Place in the World to live if ya Broke
"Whole life balance, Daniel-San" ("Karate Kid")
Kia kaha, kia toa, kia manawanui ( Be strong, be brave, be steadfast and sure)
DON'T RIDE LIKE YA STOLE IT, RIDE TO SURVIVE.
Rest In Peace
fu*k your old! I wasn't even around in 1976Fu*k that joke is soooo old. First heard it at High School around 1976
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
Still Ridin'
You talking like that, it's a wonder you survived to 2006...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Rest In Peace
the years not over yetYou talking like that, it's a wonder you survived to 2006...
Gremlin says:
I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
Gremlin says:
oh hell... I'm fucked
_
Yep, not very original, but not to bad.
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