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    More cushion for the pushin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave
    More cushion for the pushin'
    heh heh allllllll riiiiiiight

    *high five*

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    Indy, I hope you understood that I was not complimenting that whale

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave
    Indy, I hope you understood that I was not complimenting that whale
    I know lol, look at my previous posts

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    I've known plenty of guys that wouldn't hesitate with her.
    And having spent several years living in a male only environment at THAT age,I can assure you she would of had no end of VERY keen 13 year olds.
    Matter of fact they would of been lining up down the hall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    I've known plenty of guys that wouldn't hesitate with her.
    And having spent several years living in a male only environment at THAT age, I can assure you she would of had no end of VERY keen 13 year olds.
    Matter of fact they would of been lining up down the hall.
    That's very sad to hear, Jackrat. I'd get counselling for an admission like that...

    I reckon most guys (even the ugly ones!) would be thinking along the lines of "not even with a borrowed dick".
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    Point 1: While reading this article I found I had the deafening noise of Duelling Banjoes playing in my head. I often joke with people that I come from Eltham (in Taranaki, coincidentally) where there are guys who are their own fathers. Maybe truth is stranger than fiction.

    Point 2: It's hard to come up with a politically correct version of this, but I am constantly amazed at what trash losers do to fill in their days. I guess drinking piss, smoking dac, eating chippies, getting tattoos and rooting fills in the hours between dole payments.

    Point 3: I feel sorry for Ms Dravitsky's two-year-old child. What a role model to have as a mother. Somehow trying to rationalise her actions here ("Like I thought he was like way older. I was like so way totally pissed. I wasn't his first.") just makes the whole sordid mess sadder/funnier.
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    Hitcher I'm confused! Being a Taranaki girl myself,(NP), I thought that honour belonged to Inglewood...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Would it make a difference if she were skinny ? Just wondering
    Huge difference.
    By Example:
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    Man how could he tap that?

    I mean I wouldn't tap that with a Barge pole with a plastic bag taped on the end
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    What about the 25yr old teacher from Florida mentioned (with pic) in a side story in the same paper. Now as a 14yr old I would've loved being her 'victim'!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Hitcher I'm confused! Being a Taranaki girl myself,(NP), I thought that honour belonged to Inglewood...
    That may explain why I don't know anybody with rellies in Inglewood.
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    I'd rather stay desperate

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave
    More cushion for the pushin'
    As they say, slap the fat, and ride the wave. Not me though, I'm picky, thats why I'm still a virgin.
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    Are you sure it's you who is picky???



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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer
    That's very sad to hear, Jackrat. I'd get counselling for an admission like that...

    I reckon most guys (even the ugly ones!) would be thinking along the lines of "not even with a borrowed dick".

    Obviously somebody fancyed her aye!!
    There's plenty of really ugly people posting on this site,an I'm not talking about what they look like either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    There's plenty of really ugly people posting on this site,an I'm not talking about what they look like either.

    Amen to that
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