More cushion for the pushin'
More cushion for the pushin'
heh heh allllllll riiiiiiightOriginally Posted by SuperDave
*high five*
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
Indy, I hope you understood that I was not complimenting that whale![]()
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I know lol, look at my previous postsOriginally Posted by SuperDave
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
I've known plenty of guys that wouldn't hesitate with her.
And having spent several years living in a male only environment at THAT age,I can assure you she would of had no end of VERY keen 13 year olds.
Matter of fact they would of been lining up down the hall.
That's very sad to hear, Jackrat. I'd get counselling for an admission like that...Originally Posted by Jackrat
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I reckon most guys (even the ugly ones!) would be thinking along the lines of "not even with a borrowed dick".
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Point 1: While reading this article I found I had the deafening noise of Duelling Banjoes playing in my head. I often joke with people that I come from Eltham (in Taranaki, coincidentally) where there are guys who are their own fathers. Maybe truth is stranger than fiction.
Point 2: It's hard to come up with a politically correct version of this, but I am constantly amazed at what trash losers do to fill in their days. I guess drinking piss, smoking dac, eating chippies, getting tattoos and rooting fills in the hours between dole payments.
Point 3: I feel sorry for Ms Dravitsky's two-year-old child. What a role model to have as a mother. Somehow trying to rationalise her actions here ("Like I thought he was like way older. I was like so way totally pissed. I wasn't his first.") just makes the whole sordid mess sadder/funnier.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Hitcher I'm confused! Being a Taranaki girl myself,(NP), I thought that honour belonged to Inglewood...
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Huge difference.Originally Posted by Ixion
By Example:
Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
That may explain why I don't know anybody with rellies in Inglewood.Originally Posted by yungatart
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
I'd rather stay desperate
As they say, slap the fat, and ride the wave. Not me though, I'm picky, thats why I'm still a virgin.Originally Posted by SuperDave
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Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Are you sure it's you who is picky???
P/T.
Originally Posted by Beemer
Obviously somebody fancyed her aye!!
There's plenty of really ugly people posting on this site,an I'm not talking about what they look like either.
Originally Posted by Jackrat
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"Some people say that one's personality is reflected by the way they ride their bike........I’m screwed"![]()
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