Get Yer Wet Weather Gear On

[bugjuice]

mobile trees!!
seen some bloody big branches go past the office window. Just watch for debris on the road, and I wouldn't recommend the bridge to newbies right now!!

We haven't had a good gust for a while, so anything not bolted down, or dying, is gonna go flying

[WINJA]

typical..
see how it's all around the auckland area.. nahhh, don't worry about the rest of NZ, we'll have it all, thanx
pfft

YUP SURE DOES

[deathstar]

You call yourself 'deathstar'? - yet you want to borrow mummys car 'cos it's raining? what are you? - made of icing sugar????

but mummy's vw golf 1.8 is just so fun and me laying on the road because my front tyre is only 2 inchs wide doesn't sounds good

[bugjuice]

YUP SURE DOES

now who the hell put that notepad there? ffs, can't see now

[WINJA]

now who the hell put that notepad there? ffs, can't see now

HAS ANYONE GOT A SPARE PILLION SEAT SHE CAN OCCUPY?

[Lou Girardin]

What's a bit of rain you poofters?
You'll be wanting Warning signs for road works and diesel spills next.

[The_Dover]

Nah, the fuckin warning signs were blowing everywhere on my way in this morning. Along with the gixxer.

And if anyone see's a fat old cunt with a moustache driving a metallic blue VW Passat (big flash model) see if you can get the pricks other wing mirror.

[bugjuice]

HAS ANYONE GOT A SPARE PILLION SEAT SHE CAN OCCUPY?

don't have to ask twice

[scumdog]

Went to get the Sporty out of the gargre - pfft! 45degrees C (111degrees F) so it can stay there until the day cools off (it's actually 'only' 31 C in the shade at present).

[WINJA]

don't have to ask twice

THATS QUITE NICE OF YOU , MOST GUYS ARE NOT INTO THAI LADY BOYS BUT YOUR OBVIOUSLY OPEN MINDED , ILL PM YOU HER DETAILS

[WRT]

Might as well let Buggy take her/him. If the confession in his sig is anything to go by, then s/he should be quite safe . . .

[ManDownUnder]

HAS ANYONE GOT A SPARE PILLION SEAT SHE CAN OCCUPY?

The setup...

don't have to ask twice

...the hit...

THATS QUITE NICE OF YOU , MOST GUYS ARE NOT INTO THAI LADY BOYS BUT YOUR OBVIOUSLY OPEN MINDED , ILL PM YOU HER DETAILS

The catch...


YERRRR OUTTA THERE!

Well done Winj... classic...

[bugjuice]

hey, i hear they're quite experienced. in the dark, bj's all feels the same to me. Just don't go wonderin

[ManDownUnder]

hey, i hear they're quite experienced. in the dark, bj's all feels the same to me. Just don't go wonderin

time for a singalong then.

I met her in a club down in old SOHO
Where you drink Champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A cola...
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola....

Sounds like you're one of them restaurant kitchen doors Buggy - y'know... the ones that swing both ways?

[bugjuice]

nah, not quite.
but when you're receiving, you only complain about the quality..
so I hear anyway. I won't say who I've seen down the back of K'rd as I've been cutting thru to the northern. Just cover up your number plate next time Mr Youm-knowd-whou..