"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."
No offence to lady KBer's intended
"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off."
No offence to lady KBer's intended
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
how can i be so thursty- when i drank so much
if your rich- im single
asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
i seen on one raincoat a lady had on it:Originally Posted by Fatjim
if you can read this im still hanging on to the bastard.
A t-shirt I saw in an American Biker mag:Originally Posted by Fatjim
"I'm a Biker, what's your fuckin' excuse?"
I wanted to get a t-shirt printed with "I don't fuckin' need one" just in case I met someone with one of the above T's
Motorbike Camping for the win!
nice ones, bothe sets of bumper stickersOriginally Posted by Holy Roller
S.G.C. & C.K.M.C.
Originally Posted by Goblin
lol! Used the the ball and chain but that's taking it a tad further!
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Gives new meaning to the old phrase "suck the chrome off a tow ball"Originally Posted by In The Breeze
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I used to have a key fob that read "my other car is a heap of shit too."
The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.
If you smoke after sex YOU ARE DOING IT TOO FAST!!
Soccer - A Gentlemans game played by Hooligans.Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen.
Saw a number plate on the way into work today on a surf with a "gone fishing" style surround:
Plastered on a hum-dinger...
"Someone answer my prayers and steel this car!"
Classic. At last, a decent reason for your kids to start screaming and crying as you're driving along the motorway.Originally Posted by WRT
Motorbike Camping for the win!
"If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink"
jeez he lost that as well?Originally Posted by marty
shit!
Originally Posted by Skyrider
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