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    That Joe Bennett

    Cracks me up:
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,...a16076,00.html

    "A brawl on the beach degenerates into a game of Aussie Rules."

    Bahahaha
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    Funny in writing, can't cope with him on the TV though....
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    Very amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    Funny in writing, can't cope with him on the TV though....
    Yip, he's a dribbly bum......

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    hmm...

    An ex workmate has "chess parties" with him regularly in quaint wee Lyttleton. He's a smart man. He'd have to be with a HEAD THAT BIG. F**k knows how his neck supports it. Looks like the rest of him would struggle to lift a half empty chip packet.

    Or i could have just said "Yip, he's a dribbly bum......"

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    Can Koalas actually get Chlamydia? And who gave it to them?
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    dribbly bum did!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krayy
    Can Koalas actually get Chlamydia? And who gave it to them?
    Yes, and the Aussie Koala population is riddled with it. Guess who gave it to them. The go blind and fall out of Eucalypts and die. It's nasty.
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    Are these Koalas related to the Northen Aussie Drop Bears?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Are these Koalas related to the Northen Aussie Drop Bears?
    Best way to avoid Drop Bears is apparantly to wear a baseball cap with some Peanut Butter on the brim. They don't like Peanut Butter.

    Mind you, if you dress like a bottle of Penicillin, you might get crushed in the rush.
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    I have a book of his. It's very good. Mr Bennett is my literary hero. I can't spell though.

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