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    motly crue?

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    yup ...same as you Winja .....the ones I cant read I get the wife to translate ,,,and 1/2 of them are words that arent used , or have another more common meaning

    I like the line about labeling stupid people ...

    West Ham on the other hand will always be the greatest football team EVER ! ( if I was ever to get an arm big enough to allow a tattoo)

    Classic

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    “I think I’m helping my fellow man by labelling all the stupid people in the world,” he explained. “It’s not a crime, it’s a public service"

    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d'marge
    West Ham on the other hand will always be the greatest football team EVER ! ( if I was ever to get an arm big enough to allow a tattoo)
    Isn't it "WEST HAM" across the knuckles in blue biro ink and SNIKS across the forehead?

    I was there with Tranmere Rovers when we knocked you out of the FA Cup...singing "Paulo DiCanio, falls on his arsio"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    Isn't it "WEST HAM" across the knuckles in blue biro ink and SNIKS across the forehead?

    I was there with Tranmere Rovers when we knocked you out of the FA Cup...singing "Paulo DiCanio, falls on his arsio"
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    Personally my favourite tattoo goes to a mate down in Hawkes Bay.. He has a great big "evil smiley face" kind of tattoo covering most of the back of his head, then underneath it says "The voices in my head tell me they dont like you" or something very similar.
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    It's pretty simple really, you take a pic of what you want to the tattooist. I dunno about this guy, if he felt that strongly about it he could've just refused to work on them. Instead he intentionally defrauded them.

    (still funny tho')
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    Everyone has knocked West ham out of the cup ...Except the all whites

    And its all seating now and posh suits, and if it wasnt for Intershitty cheap day returns ,,our supporters wouldnt go anywhere !!!

    Stephen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Souf Oaklin
    Kerri Baker, a Carlow College freshman, paid $50 to have the symbols for “beautiful goddess” etched above her belly button, but when she went into Szechuan Express Asian Noodle Shop sporting a bare midriff, the giggling employees explained to her that the tattoo really said, “Insert General Tso’s Chicken Here!”

    “I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
    Anyone else think this whole thing might just be a pisstake?

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    Rayza showed me the link to that last night. I actually don't find what the guy has done to be amusing at all.

    Just goes to show that you should do some research into the meaning behind any words you want tattoo'd if in a different language from what you can understand.

    There is someone here who has had something similar done on her body, but not so bad. Would still make you extremely angry though.

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    And don't piss off a woman

    I bet that hurt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj
    I bet that hurt!
    Bwhahaah!! That's funny!

    Don't let a pissed and suicidal tattooist near you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    lol..

    I'm gonna go and ask him to put 'little dick' and see what he modifies it to, since he doesn't do what you ask

    but that would be hiding the truth mate (kidding) lol

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    (sigh)

    This is the homepage: http://www.soufoaklin.com/

    It has a photoshopped picture of a building with a condom on it.

    Now, who STILL thinks this is a serious news story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Dopa
    (sigh)

    This is the homepage: http://www.soufoaklin.com/

    It has a photoshopped picture of a building with a condom on it.

    Now, who STILL thinks this is a serious news story?
    um, yes. the "article" in question is in a satirical city newspaper.

    have a read of the site, funny stuff.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d'marge
    Everyone has knocked West ham out of the cup ...Except the all whites
    A-men to that brother!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d'marge
    And its all seating now and posh suits, and if it wasnt for Intershitty cheap day returns ,,our supporters wouldnt go anywhere !!!

    Stephen
    As Half Man Half Biscuit (probably not so) famously sang " I can't stand anymore 'cos I can't stand anymore"
    There's nothing quite like opening your first can on the train at 9.00am on an awayday to the footy though, not something these Kiwis with their non-existent train system will ever really get to experience!
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