New song lyrics to "I will Survive"

[Brownbikerbabe]

You gotta sing!!!
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>>I WILL SURVIVE
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>>At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches,
>>Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man
>>that
>>long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on ... But
>>there
>>you are, Another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
>>French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic
>>dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go
>>on
>>now go, Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up
>>with
>>only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you
>>know
>>we're only joking when we say size don't count ?
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>>[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>My
>>sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of
>>latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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>>Verse] It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
>>little wiener standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos and
>>to
>>hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
>>multispeed!
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>>[Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! 'Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of
>>latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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[Nicksta]

lol...sounds like the story of my summer so far....
thanks for the laugh BB...

[skidMark]

lol very true of course size counts. chicks make it up to make guys feel good lol ..... thats why i was born to have a big ahem

lol i'll shuddup now ...as you all were ladies .....

[Big Chim]

Hahaha, a Funny adjustment to the song, good one

[Waylander]

Wonder what the odds are of someone singing this version of it on NZ, Aussi, France, Germany, Great Brittan, Russian, what ever other countries have thier own Idol show.

[Sniper]

Interesting...

[Beemer]

I have heard several different versions of that lately - the singing turkey around Thanksgiving and the dancing Jesus on tv the other night, but somehow methinks this one will stick in my mind for a whole lot longer!

[skidMark]

ive got one ive had for like 7 years of an alien cyclops singing and disco dancing....then the mirror ball falls on it's head....lol