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    Is sex with the bike an option?

    Bike anyday lol

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    I can relate to both very closely as passion is involved in both. With the right bike, you can get very passionate with your riding and you can enjoy it very much. Likewise with the right person that you love, you can have a very fullfilling sence of joy.

    If it was out of sex and bikes, I'd choose sex...


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    oh why choose ...aint it possible to have both
    my baby & i had our moments...nothing like a good ride
    asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.


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    Sex...............
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Now for the twist.

    All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.
    But when is enough, enough
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    I thinks bikes must be better. At 58 years old, I can last all day and night in the saddle on 2 wheels whereas.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Now for the twist.

    All those that replied 'sex' don't get it enough.
    How true...

    Sex is pretty readily available these days anywhere you go. You just have to be reasonably good lookin, with a bit of confidence if you are a guy.. If you are a chick, all you need is a bit of good looks, but it's that special someone that's hard to find or keep hold of..


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    You'll know when you get there Sniper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer
    but it's that special someone that's hard to find or keep hold of..
    Found mine MR, I let her know how much she means to me everyday. Always compliment her, take the time to do the small things, appreciate her, treat her. BS to the saying of 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen'. If that's the case, you are with the wrong woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Found mine MR, I let her know how much she means to me everyday. Always compliment her, take the time to do the small things, appreciate her, treat her. BS to the saying of 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen'. If that's the case, you are with the wrong woman.
    I'm still only 22 (soon), so all hope is not lost. What ever mistakes I have made or will make will only make me wiser for the future, shaping me into a better person. One day, I will get things right.

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    Yeah I know, Joni. Difference is, I had to choose between a one-off afternoon delight of one type or the other as stated. Just got back from the ride.
    must be getting old/enough
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    You sure miss yungatart would be up for option A after seeing you avatar?
    There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...

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    Well, obviously she is intrigued by the tireless rhythm and manly physique. Not to mention the boyish charm and subtle sense of devil-may-care that my new avatar exudes.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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