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    well it does look remarkibly like your good self, dont know bout the rest though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    I'd rather clean my chain, but then I have three kids, 5 and under, so I know what sex costs.
    I know what you mean with SIX. By the way, the bike ride was good- now where were we....









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    When you have the right partner and love is involved (I have only learnt this in the last year and I've been married twice!!!) - it aint just sex - however I'm extremely lucky - we have a riding session before we go out on the bikes and a riding session upon return - couldn't get it any better!!!
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    I think this thread is getting bit too errrr personal
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    Well.... like OAB says, plenty of time for sex when it's not great conditions going for a ride. So I'd have to say I'd take the bike.

    But then, if it was an anonymous busty blonde who just happened to have a good friend who was busty and brunette with that adventurous look in her eye........
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    Have sex, go for a ride (take her or not) have sex there, ride back have sex again. It's all iriding just the location is different.
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    GN on reserve and froggys at work.
    Unfair!!!

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    Av t say, even after 28 years of marriage and with 3 grown up children,
    (two now married and the third engaged), the missus is still one hot chick and looking as good as ever! I never could turn her down! As a friend's wife use to say, "Never turn down a nookie, cause you never know what will be tomorrow and you may never get another one!" Love my bike, but it can't do what she can...

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    Don't the two go hand in hand .... as it were.......
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    I thought about this while I was wizzing around Pukekohe. And I thought to myself... I'd be celebate before I gave up riding.

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    No, bikes are like a whole truckload of foreplay, without any climax.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos
    No, bikes are like a whole truckload of foreplay, without any climax.
    Depends who you have as pillion
    It is what it is

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