Wassup Lower North Island Homo's?

[The_Dover]

Hey Ladies and Cock Jockeys.

The Artist (and Porn Legend) Formerly Known As Dover is doing a tiki tour of the sticks (actually just getting pissed and playing on Poo's farmbikes, yup 2 bins in the first 5 mins, but more on that later).

Any soft cocks keen for a blat this arvo or tomorrow? I was gonna attend the newbie ride but don't want to hold any one up.

Mr Poo's will be my chaperone so your are safe from any sexual advances. The piss will be flowing at Chez Poos this evening so if any of you shandy drinkers can handle it then come join the party.

Post your interest here and we'll PM the number and secret location, and yes I made it here without binning, just.

[Fatjim]

I'm thinking of going for a toodle over the tuks this evening when the heats gone and my tummys satisfied (after dinner). Dafe may be coming, we could meet at Featherston if the timings right with you guys.

[The_Dover]

Yeah, we would be keen. Time? (bare in mind it gonna take me half an hour to get to the end of the fuckin gravel road this homo lives down!) Are the gas stations still open down this way after dinner? It looked a bit lawless on my way in last night.

[jimbo600]

We'll be over your way tomorrow at around 1200. You want to meet up the top of the takas at 1130ish

[Fatjim]

TD/CP PM'd you

[MidnightMike]

Looks like all the lower north island island homo's names are JIM

[jimbo600]

TD/CP PM'd you

Yeah but it was just about the pissup

[cowpoos]

Yeah but it was just about the pissup

we're meeting u fullas at featherstn reb pub at 11... been chattin to deano ... dover wants to see your A game?

[The_Dover]

I actually said gay games but Poo's misheard.

The Tui's in the fridge by the way.

[Slingshot]

We'll be over your way tomorrow at around 1200. You want to meet up the top of the takas at 1130ish

We might be around that location at roughly that time too...so I guess I'll just keep an eye out for a couple of spankers on gixxers!

[boomer]

you won't be able to mistake 'em.. they'll be having a lie down somewhere

Have a good 'en

[The_Dover]

I'm usually lying down waiting for boomer play catch up.

[boomer]

I'm usually lying down waiting for boomer play catch up.

Catch up or pick up?

[The_Dover]

where are these wellington pussies...