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  1. 28th January 2006, 12:20 #1
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    Are bikes better than sex?

    Faced with the choice of a sneaky daytime session or a bike ride, I chose the mechanical ride.
    What would YOU do?
    Perhaps this should go straight to PD
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Faced with the choice of a sneaky daytime session or a bike ride, I chose the mechanical ride.
    What would YOU do?
    Perhaps this should go straight to PD
    Id have the session while riding a bike ohh yeeeaah
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    Oh well, it looks like we're going for a bike ride today....Shame, empty house, kid free and all
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    hey depends who it's with and what i would be riding
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    Depends don't it.I'm not limited on either front so there wouldn't be any pressure either way.
    On the other hand,,,,,when I was 18 there wouldn't have been any argument,the bike was always there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidnightMike
    Id have the session while riding a bike ohh yeeeaah
    find a bumpy road?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    I'd rather clean my chain, but then I have three kids, 5 and under, so I know what sex costs.
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    Define sex. Are you talking steamy, dirty, anonymous shagging?
    Or the loving kind you have with your wife. (like you've had for the last 5 years)
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    Hoohooo, can't wait till hXc looks at this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    find a bumpy road?
    Hell yeah, on a gixxer thou too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Define sex. Are you talking steamy, dirty, anonymous shagging?
    Or the loving kind you have with your wife. (like you've had for the last 5 years)
    I didnt realise people had a choice when there were married with kids

    Why dont you ride somewhere, to have sex. Adds a bit of change into life
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    Not if you've had sex with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Hoohooo, can't wait till hXc looks at this thread
    LMFAO!!


    Anyway, I'd go for the ride. Plenty of time for rooting when the weather is no good for riding!!
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    Well since my man is at work, think I'll go for a ride.

    Shame he's got the shitty old CBR with him - with the vibrations it's got at certain revs I could kill two birds with one stone!!!
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  15. 28th January 2006, 13:01 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    LMFAO!!


    Anyway, I'd go for the ride. Plenty of time for rooting when the weather is no good for riding!!
    Haha we get sick of good weather we get it so much
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