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    Computer tech, ex diesel mechanic (GG&H - Cat tractors) with a bit of other stuff in between.

    BTW, re fluffer. My understanding is that the stimulus to keep the male actors ready came from head, not hand jobs. Yahoo came up (bad pun) with this http://mindprod.com/ggloss/fluffer.html
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    AS/400 technical engineer. (that reads - Sit's on arse all day, cruising web for M/C stuff)

    oh and part time motorcycle super hero!! :sneaky2:
    Not even with yours!!!

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    If I describe my job it sounds like I spend 1/2 the day in the toilet.
    I download software and take care of paperwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by georgedubyabush
    A Fluffer is the person who in a porno flick gives the male actors hand jobs to keep them hard between scenes.
    Whoa! Where do I sign up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    So what do you guys or chicks do for a living?
    Myself, I'm a student (last year of high school)

    -Indy
    I'm a computer technician at Millennium Technology in Taupo, I fix broken PCs all day. I also have a degree in Artificial Intelligence from Waikato Uni (graduated 2001) :sly:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solarwind
    Whoa! Where do I sign up?
    DUDE, I don't know whether you want to be his customer or want his job either way eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww mind you your skin will never look better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solarwind
    Whoa! Where do I sign up?

    what, to be a fluffer? is there something you want to tell us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    lol those Honda's are cool, respect to joining the forces, what job you going in for?

    Myself, I'm looking at the navy next year, as an officer of course

    -Indy
    Ive applied as an Officer but i think i will end up leaving the officer thing and going down to the grunt thing and becoming a Field Engineer, How about yourself? Wat area in the Navy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solarwind
    Whoa! Where do I sign up?
    Maybe someone is ready to come out of the closet.... Solarwind hurry up and set the story right, either you are or you arent? So which one are you?? (DOnt worry we wont treat you differently....)

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    Perhaps he meant the NAVY. Says Big Dog as he ducks for cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    AS/400 technical engineer. (that reads - Sit's on arse all day, cruising web for M/C stuff)

    oh and part time motorcycle super hero!! :sneaky2:
    AS400? I was an AS400 engineer when they first came out (B models) until I left IBM (F models, last of the rack mounts) System 34/36/38, too.
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    Hey Solarwind..... i deal in tranny porn, so it's half straight, half gay ( i guess? ).... But dont worry if ya straight, i am, ya just dont snuggle afterwards and you'll be right. The only downside to the job is the constant tennis elbow and trying not to give them a happy ending, thats got to be saved for on screen.

    The pays good... and depending on the company we may also charge a handling fee.....

    If anyone wants a job, be quick, cos it's on a first come, first served basis.

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    Tranny porn?
    Well I guess I'll be last served then!
    If it's tranny porn you must work in the same area as me, stop in for a coffee, but I'll put in my own milk an stir it myself

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    Yeah. I still say handjob is preferable. You want to be good, but not too good at it. Head is a bit over the top. It is of course less gay when you're thinking of chicks when youre doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    Ive applied as an Officer but i think i will end up leaving the officer thing and going down to the grunt thing and becoming a Field Engineer, How about yourself? Wat area in the Navy???
    Myself, I'm looking at seaman Officer (which sick bastard thought it would be funny to call them that? )

    Get me command of a ship one day
    And a nice pension

    -Indy
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    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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