Wolf and I both agree, it's a bit too polite to be a true aussie love poem, but here goes.
Of Course I Love Ya Darling
You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say Your Gorgeous
I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is on The Big Side
I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready
Theres Something There To Grab
So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More
I Tell Ya , I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
I Can Get My Arms Round There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity
But I Know You Did Your Best
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now
I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think Its Very Sexy
That You've Got Dimples on Ya Thighs
I Swear on Me Nanna's Grave Now
The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I
Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot Ya Look Like
I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shutup While The Footys on
And Get Me Another Beer!
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