For Hitcher. Altered Lyrics
K D Lang "Constant Craving " / "God Save Gravy"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "Bush Is Scary"
Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart"
Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"
Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"
John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"
Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"
Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the Rhino"
Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a Bottom Mover"
Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"
Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"
Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"
Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma"
U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard"
Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"
Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"
Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"
Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"
Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room"
Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"
Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "Calling a trout"
Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"
Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"
Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"
Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard"
Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"
Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"
Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender"
Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"
Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"
Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"
Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"
Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"
Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"
Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"
Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"
Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"
Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"
Ace of Base "All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"
Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"
Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me"
Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just smash my jeep before you leave me"
Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"
MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"
Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"
Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"
Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"
Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"
J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray"
Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"
John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"
Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"
Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes"
Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"
Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry"
Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry hors
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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