Some advice for the scooter klan

**Finn** · 2nd February 2006, 12:48

Originally Posted by MisterD

When, where and what make of environment-wrecking Remuera Tractor am I looking for?

It won't help. I've got it down to a fine art - you won't see me coming.

And for the record, it's 4.8 L V8 puts out much less harmfull emissions than that 69 Mecanno thingy you've got.

**Sniper** · 2nd February 2006, 12:52

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Shit! Quick someone! For the love of God call a councillor.

Been there, done that, nothing short of an elephant tranquillizer can fix me.

**MisterD** · 2nd February 2006, 13:06

Originally Posted by Finn

And for the record, it's 4.8 L V8 puts out much less harmfull emissions than that 69 Mecanno thingy you've got.

Nah man, all that blue smoke is good for you!

**Finn** · 2nd February 2006, 13:09

Originally Posted by MisterD

Nah man, all that blue smoke is good for you!

But only if you've got Greenpeace and Save the Whales stickers on it.

**MisterD** · 2nd February 2006, 13:20

Originally Posted by Finn

But only if you've got Greenpeace and Save the Whales stickers on it.

Are you quite mad? My Lambretta is a Bertone-designed masterpiece, who in their right mind would suggest putting stickers on it?

Oh, I see, I've just looked at your profile pic.

**Finn** · 2nd February 2006, 13:51

Originally Posted by MisterD

Are you quite mad? My Lambretta is a Bertone-designed masterpiece, who in their right mind would suggest putting stickers on it?

Oh, I see, I've just looked at your profile pic.

If it's Italian you'll need the stickers to keep the shitter together. There's a big difference between poofy Greenpeace and a penguin killing oil company that supports MotoGP.

I'm not mad, just misunderstood.

**MisterD** · 2nd February 2006, 14:18

Originally Posted by Finn

If it's Italian you'll need the stickers to keep the shitter together.

You're confusing Italian with French. French stuff falls apart, Italian is a beautiful body, that gradually rusts away...

Originally Posted by Finn

There's a big difference between poofy Greenpeace and a penguin killing oil company that supports MotoGP.

I've never been tagged as a weirdy-beardy environmentalist just 'cos I ride a scooter before. I just likes the looks, the sound, the smell and the inspired lunacy of trying to get 20bhp out of a 50 year old 200cc engine.

Originally Posted by Finn

I'm not mad, just misunderstood.

Me too, obviously.

**The Wop** · 3rd February 2006, 07:39

Isn't it amazing how people with small dicks have big SUV's?

**The_Dover** · 3rd February 2006, 08:02

I'd rather have a small dick and an SUV than poofy little scooter. At least I know my small dick wouldn't be getting stuck up mens bums.

**MisterD** · 3rd February 2006, 08:53

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'd rather have a small dick and an SUV than poofy little scooter. At least I know my small dick wouldn't be getting stuck up mens bums.

Ha ha ha......ha.................ha..........ha

**The Wop** · 3rd February 2006, 12:37

What kinda idiot would rather have a small dick? Go kiss your cousin.

**The_Dover** · 3rd February 2006, 13:49

The kind who knows how to use it properly numb nuts.

And doesn't ride a gay little fashion accesory, wear a parker and drink over priced beer in poncey cafes.

**skidMark** · 3rd February 2006, 16:22

Originally Posted by MisterD

Are you quite mad? My Lambretta is a Bertone-designed masterpiece, who in their right mind would suggest putting stickers on it?

Oh, I see, I've just looked at your profile pic.

that wouldn't be the same mr bertoni that designed the earlier lamborghini's? ie.... the countach ??

i think i need a lambretta if thats the case...it's the closest i will get lol

unless your just taking the piss lol