Some advice for the scooter klan

**MisterD** · 7th February 2006, 08:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Bert who? I've seen sexier plumbing fixtures.

Location: In blissful ignorance, In denial and In secure.

**Finn** · 7th February 2006, 10:20

Originally Posted by The Wop

Isn't it amazing how people with small dicks have big SUV's?

And isn't it amazing how many Vespa owners are homosexuals?

Until you've owned an SUV and sat high and mighty marveling at your road supremacy whilst looking down at all the peasants, aimlessly existing in their meaningless lives, you don't know what you're talking about.

**MisterD** · 7th February 2006, 13:21

Originally Posted by Finn

And isn't it amazing how many Vespa owners are homosexuals?

How many are? I'm actually amazed how many have really attractive wives.

Originally Posted by Finn

Until you've owned an SUV and sat high and mighty marveling at your road supremacy whilst looking down at all the peasants, aimlessly existing in their meaningless lives, you don't know what you're talking about.

So it is a superiority complex! I always assumed the way SUVs are driven was because filling the damn things with petrol put you in a permanently bad mood...

**Finn** · 7th February 2006, 14:08

Originally Posted by MisterD

How many are? I'm actually amazed how many have really attractive wives.

So it is a superiority complex! I always assumed the way SUVs are driven was because filling the damn things with petrol put you in a permanently bad mood...

I was trying to get a message across regarding stereotypical SUV drivers. But since you asked, in the wider Ponsonby area there are 487 registered male Vespa owners. 453 are known homosexuals, 5 are hermaphrodites and 13 are paedophiles. The remaining 16 have a fear of fatherly neglect so are not yet out of the closet. (Source - 2001 Census) By the way, of the 453 known homosexuals, 126 are married. It is the millenium you know.

It's not complex, it's the truth. We drive that way because we have no regard for other road users what so ever - simply because we don't need to. As for the petrol it's all tax deductable so who cares. And I see no evidence of this petrol crisis either. Everytime I go to a gas station there's plenty.

**The Wop** · 8th February 2006, 07:14

I own a Vespa and a Diesel SUV. Does that make me a homosexual, with an attractive wife, who has a superiority complex?

**Finn** · 8th February 2006, 08:07

Originally Posted by The Wop

I own a Vespa and a Diesel SUV. Does that make me a homosexual, with an attractive wife, who has a superiority complex?

If you are that unsure about your sexuality and have to ask Dr Finn, then I'm afraid the answer is yes my friend, you are a gay homosexual. Clearly you have been living two lives. On the one hand you want to express your masculinity, hence the diesel SUV. On the other, well, you've got a Vespa.

Next.

**Finn** · 8th February 2006, 09:17

Look ladies, please stop PM'ing me asking for help with your sexuality. That's what your mummies are for. The real purpose of this thread was two fold. Firstly, I was trying to be helpful with regard to your safety. It's a dangerous world out there especially with people like me on the road in an SUV with zero tollerance towards idiots.

Secondly, it was fun sturring up all the usual anti SUV cry baby do gooders who don't have a single intelligent thought of their own.

**Sketchy_Racer** · 8th February 2006, 15:18

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'd rather have a small dick and an SUV than poofy little scooter. At least I know my small dick wouldn't be getting stuck up mens bums.

Dover go shove something up ya porker.

And whats this about small dicks????? so what if yours is bigger. Ill still kick your arse around a corner on my scooter ya pussy cat rider

**Finn** · 8th February 2006, 15:35

Originally Posted by RG100!!

Dover go shove something up ya porker.

And whats this about small dicks????? so what if yours is bigger. Ill still kick your arse around a corner on my scooter ya pussy cat rider

Hey Garfield, no need to get all uptight. Dr Finn understands that coming out is a very emotional thing for a young man however I'm glad that you're sharing your experience here, at KB.

Have you ever thought that refering to Dover's porker and talking about penis size and smacking bottoms was a Freudian slip for cronic homosexuality?

Talk to us. Get it off your chest.

**Sketchy_Racer** · 8th February 2006, 15:46

OK i have a confession.

I like...................

beating people like you around the head with a Baseball Bat

OK GOT IT ??? (pt)

**The_Dover** · 8th February 2006, 15:49

Originally Posted by RG100!!

Dover go shove something up ya porker.

And whats this about small dicks????? so what if yours is bigger. Ill still kick your arse around a corner on my scooter ya pussy cat rider

Thankfully the chances of your poofy little hairdryer arriving at the corner any time in the same week as my bike are remote. so you wont get a chance to try and stick your scooter riding man sausage anywhere near my porker you lil bitch

**The_Dover** · 8th February 2006, 15:52

Originally Posted by RG100!!

OK i have a confession.

I like...................
beating people like you around the head with a Baseball Bat

OK GOT IT ??? (pt)

Repressed homosexuality does manifest itself in violent rage apparently. But never mind, once you have things out in the open you may feel better. Dr Finn will do his best to assist you in this difficult transitional period, maybe by prescribing some "hard pills".

And one day you may even be able to fight like a man, using your bare hands.

**Finn** · 8th February 2006, 15:56

Originally Posted by RG100!!

OK i have a confession.

I like...................

beating people like you around the head with a Baseball Bat

OK GOT IT ??? (pt)

Violence is just another emotion harbouring within the closet homosexual. Until you address your sexuality, you will remain confused. I noted that you used capital letters in Baseball Bat. Is this another instrument of your sexual perversion?

Brother Dover is wise, listen to him. We're all here for you. Know that.

**MisterD** · 8th February 2006, 16:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Thankfully the chances of your poofy little hairdryer arriving at the corner any time in the same week as my bike are remote. so you wont get a chance to try and stick your scooter riding man sausage anywhere near my porker you lil bitch

Tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the strange phenomenon of Deja Vu.

Here we are again with the My Bike's Bigger than Yours so I'm more of a man argument....meanwhile us secure grounded individuals carry on in our own little cloud of lovely blue smoke, riding our step-throughs cos our tackle's just far to big to have a tank between our legs.