Some advice for the scooter klan

**Sketchy_Racer** · 9th February 2006, 15:07

finn Im waiting for you to come to my house and gimmie the learn. I have a private race track around my street that you should try get your sloppy ass around faster than my CBR HUH................. no didnt think you could.

Oh and would you like me to send you some marinate to put on your chicken strips??? i dont need it, i dont have any chicken.

and dont deny it. I can see them in your profile pic......

cheers,

-RG

**Finn** · 9th February 2006, 15:32

Originally Posted by RG100!!

finn Im waiting for you to come to my house and gimmie the learn. I have a private race track around my street that you should try get your sloppy ass around faster than my CBR HUH................. no didnt think you could.

Oh and would you like me to send you some marinate to put on your chicken strips??? i dont need it, i dont have any chicken.

and dont deny it. I can see them in your profile pic......

cheers,

-RG

I'd prefer a track as I don't think the roads around a trailer park would be a fair comparison.

What's marinate? As for the chicken strips, the photo was taken when the bike had just been delivered with 5 k's on it. Would you like to see them now? I can also take a photo of what's left of my knee sliders too if that helps although the wear wasn't just caused by cornering. I also use them to nudge slow scooter boys into parked cars.

And what's a boy with a CBR250 doing hanging around with scooter boys? Are you a homosexual too?

**Sketchy_Racer** · 9th February 2006, 15:43

no. Im not 'hanging' around with them. I just happen to own a scooter for around town to save on petrol cost.

and also, ild rather someone steal my Scooter than my CBR eh.

oh and having 200m thick knee sliders dont count.

But a nice bike you have.

Now get fucked

**Finn** · 9th February 2006, 18:10

Originally Posted by RG100!!

Now get fucked

Well I'm in the right forum for that, but no thanks.

**The Wop** · 9th February 2006, 19:20

Originally Posted by Finn

Well I'm in the right forum for that, but no thanks.

Here's a thought. How about Finn, Dover and others chat to the site administrator and ask for a new Forum. Maybe you could call it the "hate" forum or the "whinge" forum. Whatever you like, knock yourselves out!

Then you guys can spend all day bagging and complaining about everything that is on your minds and not bothering the rest of us. Here are a few thoughts to get you started, pretty sure you have worked a few others out too:
Bicycle riders, Moped riders, Scooterists, Homosexuals, wannabe homosexuals, didn't know they were homosexuals, possible homosexuals, tried-it-once-but-not-sure homosexuals, coffee drinkers in Ponsonby, Non coffee drinkers in Ponsonby, coffee drinkers in non-Ponsonby, Asians, Ethiopians, Kenyans, Hootsies, Tootsies, Bushmen, Croats, Poms, Occers, Saffers, Japies, Folk from Burkino Faso (look it up), Indians (both Red and Asian), Hindus, Muslems, Swedes, Germans, Jews, folk who eat Carrots (hell, folks that grow carrots!), beans and sprouts, Jaffas, folk south of the Bombays, Butt pirates, step-through jockeys, folk who listen to iPods (that is why I'm here, updating my iPod), Spicks, knuckle draggers, folk who work, folk on the dole, etc, etc, etc. You get the picture and let's face it, you would be the experts at completing this list.

You can all sit around, wearing your pointy hats while typing your hate, maybe referring to yourselves as a "klan". Who knows! The possibilities are endless!

Live and let Live, else, get a life!

**Finn** · 9th February 2006, 19:27

Originally Posted by The Wop

Here's a thought. How about Finn, Dover and others chat to the site administrator and ask for a new Forum. Maybe you could call it the "hate" forum or the "whinge" forum. Whatever you like, knock yourselves out!

Then you guys can spend all day bagging and complaining about everything that is on your minds and not bothering the rest of us. Here are a few thoughts to get you started, pretty sure you have worked a few others out too:
Bicycle riders, Moped riders, Scooterists, Homosexuals, wannabe homosexuals, didn't know they were homosexuals, possible homosexuals, tried-it-once-but-not-sure homosexuals, coffee drinkers in Ponsonby, Non coffee drinkers in Ponsonby, coffee drinkers in non-Ponsonby, Asians, Ethiopians, Kenyans, Hootsies, Tootsies, Bushmen, Croats, Poms, Occers, Saffers, Japies, Folk from Burkino Faso (look it up), Indians (both Red and Asian), Hindus, Muslems, Swedes, Germans, Jews, folk who eat Carrots (hell, folks that grow carrots!), beans and sprouts, Jaffas, folk south of the Bombays, Butt pirates, step-through jockeys, folk who listen to iPods (that is why I'm here, updating my iPod), Spicks, knuckle draggers, folk who work, folk on the dole, etc, etc, etc. You get the picture and let's face it, you would be the experts at completing this list.

You can all sit around, wearing your pointy hats while typing your hate, maybe referring to yourselves as a "klan". Who knows! The possibilities are endless!

Live and let Live, else, get a life!

I don't have a problem with Swedes.

**MisterD** · 10th February 2006, 06:26

Originally Posted by Finn

I don't have a problem with Swedes.

Especially mashed with potatos....mmmmm.:spudgrr:

**Jono** · 11th February 2006, 09:43

Originally Posted by Finn

Okay, so you couldn't resist the ad in Metro and got yourself a lovely shiney new scooter. Fine. So you've watched other bikers split lanes and you try this yourself. Fine. You then stop at the lights and park yourself right in front of my car. Fine, knock yourself out. I really don't care. However, when the light turns green MOVE YOUR ASS PUSSY!!! You're lucky I wasn't in my killer SUV or I would have taken you on a slight detour on the way home.

Thank you.

Well mate, i guess you just have to GET OVER IT!

**Finn** · 11th February 2006, 09:47

Originally Posted by Jono

Well mate, i guess you just have to GET OVER IT!

You guessed wrong nancy boy.

**The_Dover** · 11th February 2006, 12:23

Originally Posted by Jono

Well mate, i guess you just have to GET OVER IT!

Nah, get the SUV and DRIVE OVER IT.

**The Wop** · 11th February 2006, 19:56

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Nah, get the SUV and DRIVE OVER IT.

Yawn! Try some new material, you are boring us!

**Finn** · 11th February 2006, 23:37

Originally Posted by The Wop

Yawn! Try some new material, you are boring us!

Well it says alot about scooters then. It's the most active thread here.

**The_Dover** · 11th February 2006, 23:45

Originally Posted by The Wop

Yawn! Try some new material, you are boring us!

Stop replying then you twat. Go ride yer scooter to the gay bar and get some sausage if you're that bored.

**Flatcap** · 12th March 2006, 12:56

Just discovered this thread (only a month late) - very amusing. I have to say that Finn has done a commendable job at taking the piss.

I would argue, however, that it would appear Harleys would be the gayest form of bike.