Some advice for the scooter klan

**Finn** · 1st February 2006, 17:23

Okay, so you couldn't resist the ad in Metro and got yourself a lovely shiney new scooter. Fine. So you've watched other bikers split lanes and you try this yourself. Fine. You then stop at the lights and park yourself right in front of my car. Fine, knock yourself out. I really don't care. However, when the light turns green MOVE YOUR ASS PUSSY!!! You're lucky I wasn't in my killer SUV or I would have taken you on a slight detour on the way home.

Thank you.

**MidnightMike** · 1st February 2006, 17:25

HAHA go the mighty scooter clan

**Drew** · 1st February 2006, 17:37

Lucky you didn't have your SUV? What kinda thing is that to say? Take it easy bro, you saying you've never had a lapse in concentration and not realised the light was green?
It pisses me off when people do it in front of ma too, but let he who is without sin...

**Qkchk:Me** · 1st February 2006, 17:47

You aint throwing abuse in my general direction are you?

**Finn** · 1st February 2006, 17:48

Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN

Lucky you didn't have your SUV? What kinda thing is that to say? Take it easy bro, you saying you've never had a lapse in concentration and not realised the light was green?
It pisses me off when people do it in front of ma too, but let he who is without sin...

He wasn't on a Honda, it was a Vespa and I'll explain my SUV thinking for you - maximum target carnage, minimum destroyer damage. Not only was he dreaming when the light turned green, he then slowly worked his way up to a grand total of 45kph.

The only time I ever have a lapse of concentration is when I'm asleep.

And finally, we're all sinners.

**Finn** · 1st February 2006, 17:50

Originally Posted by Qkchk

You aint throwing abuse in my general direction are you?

No, judging by your fine collection of bikes.

**Drew** · 1st February 2006, 18:19

Great attitude. Have fun pulling your cock over how tough you would have been if you were in your big car.

**Finn** · 1st February 2006, 18:29

Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN

Great attitude. Have fun pulling your cock over how tough you would have been if you were in your big car.

Oh that hurt. I'd rather be a wanker than a mother fucker (i.e. your sig)

**Lou Girardin** · 2nd February 2006, 12:14

Seems that there's a major humour depletion in this thread.

**ManDownUnder** · 2nd February 2006, 12:17

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Seems that there's a major humour depletion in this thread.

so THAT'S the sucking noise....

**Sniper** · 2nd February 2006, 12:19

Usually is Lou. The PC police have now come into force and have proclaimed this thread unsatisfactory as it is in danger of harming another persons emotions.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 2nd February 2006, 12:24

I laughed like a drain, AND gave Finn green rep.

Fuckin' A right.

**Lou Girardin** · 2nd February 2006, 12:25

Originally Posted by Sniper

Usually is Lou. The PC police have now come into force and have proclaimed this thread unsatisfactory as it is in danger of harming another persons emotions.

Shit! Quick someone! For the love of God call a councillor.

**Finn** · 2nd February 2006, 12:36

PC Police eat this...

Today I arrived at work armed with my killer SUV. The boot is loaded with sand bags and I've got a full tank of gas just in case I have to do an OJ on the way home.

So look out scooter boys. I hope your mopeds can do 0 - 50 in 2 secs. The SUV does it in 2.1.

Anyone know a cheap taxidermist? My trophy wall in the pool room is getting really expensive.