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Hilarious! But(t) so WRONG!
Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat
Here for the arcade.
Im Back! :D
i think i actually saw this while up in auckland
Well what would you do? Run through the streets stark naked at 350 miles per hour with bells on your toes?
BACTERIA
What's the big anti-drugs thing anyway!? A lot of it is misguided shit that's made up by the government and scare-mongers. OH MY GOSH IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT MARIJUANAIAIA YOUR BRAIN WILL MELT AND YOuR PENIS WILL SHRINK I AM PRETTY SURE COZ IT HAPPENED TO MY EX FRIENDS COUSINS UNCLES SONS DOG WALKERS FRIENDS AUNTY!!!!!!!! IT MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!
The instructions are simple...
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The Judge said, "What is it?"
he husband said "She also stole a can of peas".
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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