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    Dumbarses... why don't the cops call out their parents in a hurry, tell them little johnny's been injured and is at [pick location that involves driving thru dumbass' masterpiece] and see how funny it is when ma and pa go racing through... bet those kids had wished it was the cops who got 'em first. Violence is only illegal if proven so in a court of law.
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    Jeez thats bloody terrible and good onya for dobbing the pricks in.. Lets hope the cops can pin it on them.

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    good work Jim.

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    Unfknbelieveable! MSTRS suggests that these little tossers be placed on the road instead of the signs. He doesn't think anything else would get thru to them.
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    they give people my age a bad name, doesn't take many of them to destroy the image of those of us who are of the productive sort blah suppose i just need to do more riding, hit the 5000km mark the other day, had the bike less than 4 months. argh must be time to stretch my legs a bit further soon...

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    When I was a kid, 'fun' was doing dumb things like glueing a 50c coin to the footpath and watching people try to pick it up. The kind of behaviour you encountered is extremely dangerous and in no way what I would term 'fun'.

    Good on you for taking the time to get the offenders' details, it may not stop them permanently but at least it ruined their night rather than some poor innocent motorist.

    Not in the same league, but my husband took his bike out for a short ride after replacing the chain the other day and noticed the occupants of a car throwing all their KFC rubbish out the window. He stopped, picked it all up, followed them, and put it all in their letterbox! Dumb idiots had a personalised plate, so he's going to check if that is where they live and if so, that will be the end of the matter, they'll have got the message. If not, he's going to send them a note to say if their friends mentioned finding a pile of rubbish in their letterbox, this is where it came from!
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    Quote Originally Posted by swantiger
    I hate roadworks as every weekend there are arseholes bound to throw the cones around the road.
    Or they remove the warning and reduced speed signs when the road works are around a corner, that's a lot of "fun" - it is soooooo "funny" when a car or a bike hits loose gravel at 100km/h halfway through a turning manoeuvre! Fucking pricks.

    Good on ya, Jim, for taking their details and good on you for having the balls to venture into the darkness to confront them.

    If I got wiped out by any of those hazards mentioned in this thread, I'd want to kneecap the fuckers responsible, so anyone who does their bit to "ruin their fun" has my full support!
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    Shame the arseholes managed to drive off with their headlights, tail-lights and windscrenn all intact - by driving off they spoiled YOUR fun

    And think of the 'fun' these cretins would have had if it was Dads 4 X 4 they were using - and had to tell dad how all the glass got broken??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Shame the arseholes managed to drive off with their headlights, tail-lights and windscrenn all intact - by driving off they spoiled YOUR fun

    And think of the 'fun' these cretins would have had if it was Dads 4 X 4 they were using - and had to tell dad how all the glass got broken??
    "Uhh, sum wanka jus' come up an' smashed 'em for no fucken reason, dunno jus' bein' a wanka I guess..."

    I seriously doubt they'd have the honestly or the cock and balls between them to fess up to their parents what they did to deserve the damage.

    Their total lack of penis and testicles can be deduced from the fact they do these things under the cover of night and hide away to watch the damage - and they ran when someone was prepared to go up and have a personal word.
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    Good work Jim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KLOWN
    good stuff! thats never funny. Where's a large motorcycle gang when u need them!
    They're just a phone call away.

    Might be fun to round the little bastards up next time, get some of the boys to show up in some largish cars and just park 'em front rear and sides of the offending car. Sit there - call the cops and wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Unfknbelieveable! MSTRS suggests that these little tossers be placed on the road instead of the signs. He doesn't think anything else would get thru to them.
    No, I reckon you should find some road signs, remove the sign and pop them on top so the pole goes up their arse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by parsley
    No, I reckon you should find some road signs, remove the sign and pop them on top so the pole goes up their arse.
    They're way too likely to enjoy that...
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    Nice work Jim, always oppose the Dickhead Patrol, they are the faceless evil of suburbia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos
    the faceless evil of suburbia.
    Faceless? Now that's an idea - grant them true anonymity by tearing their faces off. I don't think they'd enjoy that as much as having poles rammed up their arses.

    Cops need to pursue them at speed into an area where signs have been set up in the middle of the lane in the shadows so they can get an in-depth insight into how stupid their "joke" is...
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