The joy of swimming goggles

**nadroj** · 7th February 2006, 11:34

Originally Posted by Marmoot

Oooh...I nearly got an orgasm.
Imagining Kronos in a speedo swimming slowly is a bit too sexy for me apparently......

Swimming slowly? Must have been a little bit of drag!

**cheese** · 7th February 2006, 15:10

they are horrible when it's fat chicks in the pool though....

**Beemer** · 7th February 2006, 15:12

Originally Posted by alarumba

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!

The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?

**ManDownUnder** · 7th February 2006, 15:16

Originally Posted by Beemer

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!

REALLY??? ...I mean YEAH - WOT SHE SAID

Originally Posted by Beemer

The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?

... uh huh... LOL

**judgeshock** · 7th February 2006, 15:29

Originally Posted by Beemer

Where's the harm in looking? If it's in a public place, no problem! If you're perving over someone's fence while they're sunbathing in the nuddy in their own backyard, that's different!

The only way to stop most men looking is to poke their eyes out - and then how could they see to mow the lawns?

Thats because girlys look too, men just get the bad rep

**Wolf** · 7th February 2006, 15:43

Originally Posted by judgeshock

Thats because girlys look too, men just get the bad rep

At one job I was at, I was the only bloke in a team of about six or seven. I used to sit quietly during my lunch break and read a book but ended up listening to the discussions amongst my co-workers about the "hunks" walking past and the size of said hunks' feet and what conclusions could be drawn from that...

Sorry, chicks, I've blown your cover, I've posted on an internet forum that you're just as "bad" and sexist as us blokes when you don't think there's any males listening in.

If anything we blokes are "better" because we're at least honest about it - we quite happily ogle and say "cor, lookit the knockers on that one" while you lot are all Cosmo and "shall I get a perm" when you know (think, hope) we're listening and "God, look at the feet on that hunk, wouldn't mind trying out what's down his trousers" when you think we aren't.

BUSTED!

Edit: I will point out that our team was located at a local swimming pool so the "hunks" the chicks were ogling at and comparing were wandering around dressed only in togs - which led to a lot of drooling on the part of my co-workers. Quite an educational job, that was.

**Colapop** · 7th February 2006, 15:50

I used to swim lengths at Thorndon pool during the summer, and you'd get some fine sights there too. It was kinda difficult if I finished my lengths and I had the beginnings of something 'friendly'. Many's the time I had to do a few more lengths (oops was that a pun too?)

**jazbug5** · 7th February 2006, 16:29

Speedos. Men wearing Speedos in public. Men that wear Speedos in public, walking down the street. Men wearing Speedos, walking down the street with a testicle hanging out.. completely oblivious.
As if that wasn't funny enough, the wave of realisation on the faces of the people they walk past .

Not perving, just laughing... my sides. Oh, my sides.

**kro** · 7th February 2006, 19:44

Originally Posted by Fishslayer

That would of been a good laugh mate. I bet thats the longest you have ever held your breath for eh!.

hahahah, oh dear me yes.
I slowed my pace considerably, and did lose track of the amount of time I was under, but it was worth gasping for air at the other end. Hehe.

My wife laughs when I tell her this stuff, she has always maintained that it should not matter where the appetite comes from, so long as you dine at home. Wise and wonderful woman she is too.

**beyond** · 7th February 2006, 21:06

Yep, I love dining at home. My missus is a real good cook.

**Marmoot** · 7th February 2006, 23:24

Originally Posted by jazbug5

Speedos. Men wearing Speedos in public. Men that wear Speedos in public, walking down the street. Men wearing Speedos, walking down the street with a testicle hanging out.. completely oblivious.
As if that wasn't funny enough, the wave of realisation on the faces of the people they walk past .

Not perving, just laughing... my sides. Oh, my sides.

thank you for posting this while my ribs are bruised.......

**Sniper** · 8th February 2006, 07:19

Somehow Im being reminded of the new Add for trumpet at the mo.

**Wolf** · 8th February 2006, 07:48

Originally Posted by Sniper

Somehow Im being reminded of the new Add for trumpet at the mo.

"budgie smuggler"

**MidnightMike** · 8th February 2006, 07:57

Originally Posted by Wolf

At one job I was at, I was the only bloke in a team of about six or seven. I used to sit quietly during my lunch break and read a book but ended up listening to the discussions amongst my co-workers about the "hunks" walking past and the size of said hunks' feet and what conclusions could be drawn from that...

Big feet eh?
I wear 14's