The joy of swimming goggles

**kro** · 7th February 2006, 05:52

Yesterday, I took the whole family to the pools, and, if I had an underwater camera, I could have supplied a superb shot of the very attractive 20 something year old Mum at the pools, who must have lost some weight, and her sloppy swimsuit didn't fit well anymore

I was swimming the length of the pool underwater, and she, ironically enough, was attempting a length of the pool doing breast stroke, and you guessed it, the puppies decided they could swim unaided, and burst free of their constraints.

I don't think she realised I was swimming under the water, because she finished her swim without correcting this small problem, and continued to the far end of the pool, which left me watching this now extended version of the Aquatic documentary on puffer fish in their natural habitat (these were med-large, and extremely well shaped)

Upon reaching the other end of the pool, I broke the surface, and looked back to a now massively embarrased lady, who had enough humour left in her to ask me if I had an underwater camera, to which I replied "The internet misses out this time, don't worry", we laughed, and continued swimming.

To ice this already tasty cake, a matinee screening of the same documentary played 10 mins before we left, with a completely different woman, in the wave pool.

God bless the man or woman who invented swimming goggles, I love you very much.

**NotaGoth** · 7th February 2006, 07:34

now that reminds me of when some mates and I went to a friends house, his mum answered the door.. Bikini top on but boob hanging out...

being 13 at the time do you think it was possible to stop the boys from staring and having a good giggle..?

At least she had a sense of humour in a shameful situation.. if I was her, I think I would have left VERY QuICKLY and never gone swimming again.. LOL

**MidnightMike** · 7th February 2006, 07:39

Lol, excellent, I gotta fine mine now

**scumdog** · 7th February 2006, 08:07

And here's me thinking this would be a sensible thread about how you could use swimming goggles on wet days when you had lost you visor!! Hmmph!

**Wolf** · 7th February 2006, 08:13

Originally Posted by scumdog

And here's me thinking this would be a sensible thread about how you could use swimming goggles on wet days when you had lost you visor!! Hmmph!

Umm, excuse me, but what forum is this? Sensible threads? On KB?

**Fishy** · 7th February 2006, 08:15

That would of been a good laugh mate. I bet thats the longest you have ever held your breath for eh!.

**onearmedbandit** · 7th February 2006, 09:23

Was at Hamner Springs one day on a ride, we decided to go to the hot pools. Anyway, we were sitting at some tables eating when a very attractive European blond lady in early 30's walked over and sat at a table opposite us. Of course being guys we were all checking her out watching her apply sunscreen to her well tanned shoulders and arms. Well she obviously thought she was still in Europe because next thing she's lowering her bikini top and applying sunscreen to her well developed tanned chest for all of us to see. Behind the protection of sunglasses of course. Harmful UV's you understand.

**Coyote** · 7th February 2006, 09:29

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?

**Wolf** · 7th February 2006, 09:51

Originally Posted by alarumba

Where are all the raving feminazis? I thought they'd all be up in arms at this thread. Don’t they had a huge militia scanning the internet for stuff like this?

They're too busy tracing the IP addresses and finding out everyone's home addresses from the ISPs to comment. You'll feel their displeasure when the molotov comes through your window at 4am...

**sAsLEX** · 7th February 2006, 09:54

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Well she obviously thought she was still in Europe because next thing she's lowering her bikini top and applying sunscreen to her well developed tanned chest for all of us to see.

spent New Years at a backpackers in Surfers, so did two lovely french lesbians, who had no shame in taking their tops off and helping each other out with sun screen and laying by the pool, it was terrible

one was sporting a nice pair of enhancements

**SPORK** · 7th February 2006, 09:55

Originally Posted by Wolf

They're too busy tracing the IP addresses and finding out everyone's home addresses from the ISPs to comment. You'll feel their displeasure when the molotov comes through your window at 4am...

Don't worry, because I have the shield of +342 chauvinistic pig-headedness it would just bounce off into a nearby preschool or something.

Which reminds me, any and all women reading this should get off the computer and into the kitchen. I like my steak medium done.