chopping ears off

**Fishy** · 10th February 2006, 14:46

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Why don't you chop your own ears off so that you look so mean when you're mincing around the ghetto that no one would ever dare rip you off, for fear of "Crazy Mikey No Ears" coming round to fuck them up?

Haha you seen that movie "Chopper"?

**sAsLEX** · 10th February 2006, 14:48

Originally Posted by buellbabe

WHY? Cos she thinks the sun shines outta my butt... not becos she is scared of getting a beating if she doesn't!

Food falls out of your hand maybe!?

**mikey** · 10th February 2006, 14:55

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Why don't you chop your own ears off so that you look so mean when you're mincing around the ghetto that no one would ever dare rip you off, for fear of "Crazy Mikey No Ears" coming round to fuck them up?

hahhaahhaah CUNT. go crash another bike but do it proper this time yeh none of this fallign off the back shit. shtraight into a cliff be good! thats a joke to the PC police, especially those who have vodo dolls, i been getting a sore neck lately....

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Got ya, but excuse my ignorance (not totally, we used to breed Rotties) but what does it acheive? I'm not judging you at all mikey, just curious is all.

looks different. slightly more menacing just like a repsol looks more menacing than a 900 hornet to put it in bike terms. menacing isnt the word bu there isnt a word for it.

Originally Posted by Deano

Forget about it mate - you can't say my dog isn't menacing looking and he has one of the loudest, most gutteral barks/growls I have heard.

Brutus is my mate, not a guard dog.
I would rather Brutus rolled over like a pussy, than take a burglar on and get killed.
Forget the dog - get out of that dive - can't be good for your moral.

I wouldn't worry about them stealing your bike though...it's only a ......

yeh just another gay old gixer i know, but they my wheels, i frequently leave key in ignition of the car but not bike even a GSXR......

i think brutus would of mauled the thief. but like 99.9% of dogs, food comes first.
drew did offer me a cat lol hahahahaha

**Charlie** · 10th February 2006, 15:08

Last week I saw the cat across the road had the neighbours staffie bailed up in a corner shitting itself. Was funny as!

I have a german shep also and yip the hair thing drives me to distraction! She's a softie though (dont tell any burglers).

**pyrocam** · 10th February 2006, 15:10

you can do eeet! cut its freaking ears off.

**Ogri** · 10th February 2006, 15:18

Why does mankind always have to fuck with nature? Why do you want to inflict this on a dog, just so it looks mean? Leave the fucking dog alone. If you want to protect your property, spouse, stash - buy a gun and have the balls to use it!

**The_Dover** · 10th February 2006, 15:24

I wouldn't sanction giving mikey a bike licence let alone a gun licence!

**Colapop** · 10th February 2006, 15:25

If you want a truly vicious dog get either a Poodle or a Australian Wire Terrier. I shit you not, Poodles are Crazy Muthaf*ckin' things! And they've got all that hair that you can shave whatever patterns in.
Or how about a Rhodesian Ridgeback? Big dog, vey little hair left round the place.

**onearmedbandit** · 10th February 2006, 15:28

Poodles were used as very effective hunting dogs.

**Colapop** · 10th February 2006, 15:30

I told ya I wasn't anyone up. One of the most visious dogs I ever had the misfortune to meet was a mental Poodle. I tell ya, that thing was unstable - the owners were really nice though and treated the dog really good, but it hated everyone else. They had to get it put down in the end.

**The_Dover** · 10th February 2006, 15:31

Poodles? What were they hunting?? Chutney Ferrets?

**Badcat** · 10th February 2006, 15:33

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Poodles? What were they hunting?? Chutney Ferrets?

dude.
a standard poodle is a badass dog.
i still have the scar.

**Charlie** · 10th February 2006, 15:34

Yeah I have to say not a fan of messing with the dog just so it looks mean. Read an artical in the Dom yonks ago about a guy (from the Hutt?) who cut the tips off his dogs (pit bull I recall?) ears himself with a razor so it looked "dont fuck with me". He got done by SPCA etc etc.
Sounds like Mikey you wanna do it more humanely than that, but it just doesnt seem necessary imo.

BTW - My aunty had a doberman. House got robbed. They didnt take much, but in the list of things they DID take, the dog was one.

**Badcat** · 10th February 2006, 15:36

Originally Posted by Ogri

Why does mankind always have to fuck with nature? Why do you want to inflict this on a dog, just so it looks mean? Leave the fucking dog alone. If you want to protect your property, spouse, stash - buy a gun and have the balls to use it!

i formally volunteer to hold little mikey down while someone "trims" his ears.
come on mikey - it's not a big thing - right?