Explain your KB name

[Maha]

Maha Man....up there with Batman and that other prick that hated green stuff, and i could always see myself riding in a one piece yamaha blue spandex suit with yellow speedo's and cape........

[Virago]

Well guess what I ride?

Actually, if you look up Virago you'll find it means "bad-tempered old woman"....

[White trash]

It's my name.

[far queue]

Just a bit of humour. If you really can't figure out what it means, then have a look at the pic in my profile for a clue

[Slingshot]

It's my name.

No explanation required!!!


White Trash personified

[notme]

Award for the most boring story - to me?

Allun....it's what the parents put on me birth cert.

The spelling means I rarely have to think about usernames for the various sites i frequent.....except the ones where I *want* to hide!

[onearmedbandit]

I'm addicted to the pokies.


























Nah lost the use of my left arm in a bike crash 8yrs ago. I don't, as some people have assumed, ride a Bandit.

[deathstar]

line from eddie izzard "whats that star? , it's the deathstar, what does it do?, IT DOES DEATH and i'm a star myself

[cowpoos]

My last name is de Malmanche

Known to my mates as "frog" or "the frenchman" Diddnt take long for the two to be combined, forever labling me as froggyfrenchman.

For the record, im NOT french

dam...I know some de malmanche's in hawkesbay..... you hav a cuz lance or uncle gary???

[Beemer]

Joined KB when I bought the BMW F650CS and stole the cat's name! We had an old cat called Beemer, so called because when she was younger she was quite tubby and when viewed from the front, her resemblence to a BMW was quite uncanny!

Sold the BMW now, but don't fancy being called Goose. Also, overindulgence over Christmas means I'm starting to look more and more like the cat!

[cowpoos]

It's my name.

its your life....its your potential....its on your fuckin eftpos card for crist sake....and by the way....your brothers think your a ghey homo...

[zadok]

From the Bible. Old testament priest.

[Brian d marge]

Brian d'marge move a few letters around replace the apostrophe and you get .......
add a d if you want past tense , but I am sure present tenses apply

Stephen

[cowpoos]

cowpoos

well....its actually my nick name.... most me mates know me as cowpoos or Poo's.... but I got my name coz.... when you milk cows you obviously get shit on ya hands and arms [and some times ya head,shoulder,etc] and most people wash it off every time they can [usually hoses in the milking area of a cowshed] but.... getting wet hands and then dry hands and then wt hands,etc,etc... causes chapped hands...cracks and stuff in your hands that look disgusting and hurt.... but I don't wash my hands all the time... I wash em only at the end of milking....so I have "cowpoos' on my arms and hands for the whole milking.... and then a few work mates just started calling me cowpoos....and it stuck..[like poo's...lol]

THE END

[boomer]

Played Unreal Tournament as kAB00m! and over time people changed it Boomer